Fuck Wal Mart.

Hello! Do you like cats? 
I love cats! I have an awesome, [unfortunately] fat cat. This is her at her stimming station (someone should totally patent something like that for Aspies). She also snores.

Lets get right to it are you going to post some nudes 
Hah, I seriously doubt you'd want 'em. If you're persistent enough, though...

Are you a girl? 
I identify as genderqueer, but yes, I am biologically female. Also, I don't particularly give a crap what pronouns anyone uses in relation to me (if any), but I'm more used to female ones.
Don't be offended it's a common question here
None taken!