My crime of the moment.

[vodz]

I am trying to start relationships with 2 girls at once. It seems to be working.
I've never done anything like this before, because
a) I'm usually a moral creature, especially when it comes to the possibility of hurting someone's feelings and
b) normally it's hard enough to get 1 going, but I seem to have developed into a handsome young man or perhaps I emit some killer pheremones. Seriously I could pick from at least half a dozen girls I know right now, and this is doing my head in.
The 2 girls I have landed do not know each other to the best of my knowledge. One is called Alida, the other Anita - I could see this also fucking with my head. One is 26 the other 21 (respectively), I usually go for the older women but we'll see how this experiment works out. So far I have only fucked Alida - she was a good shag.
I have kissed Anita and she is probably a bit hotter in the conventional sense (taller, skinnier, blonder) but I think I'm more attracted to Alida.

I would not have entered into this predicament on purpose but I kind of connected with them at about the same time, even the same place (a camping/techno weekend) and I don't know who to choose yet, so I'll see how this goes.

Am I going to hell? 

[Phlexor]

The parties in hell are better anyway.

[Blasted]

You scallywag 

[RageBeoulve]

I am trying to start relationships with 2 girls at once. It seems to be working.
I've never done anything like this before, because
a) I'm usually a moral creature, especially when it comes to the possibility of hurting someone's feelings and
b) normally it's hard enough to get 1 going, but I seem to have developed into a handsome young man or perhaps I emit some killer pheremones. Seriously I could pick from at least half a dozen girls I know right now, and this is doing my head in.
The 2 girls I have landed do not know each other to the best of my knowledge. One is called Alida, the other Anita - I could see this also fucking with my head. One is 26 the other 21 (respectively), I usually go for the older women but we'll see how this experiment works out. So far I have only fucked Alida - she was a good shag.
I have kissed Anita and she is probably a bit hotter in the conventional sense (taller, skinnier, blonder) but I think I'm more attracted to Alida.

I would not have entered into this predicament on purpose but I kind of connected with them at about the same time, even the same place (a camping/techno weekend) and I don't know who to choose yet, so I'll see how this goes.

Am I going to hell? 

Feels good man. 

[Adam]

One is called Alida, the other Anita - I could see this also fucking with my head.

rofl

Yeah you are going to hell but I'm sure it's worth it 

[odeon]

Yes, you're going to hell. Enjoy it.

[El]

You're going to hell if you give one of them the other's herpes.  Use protection.

[RageBeoulve]

Yeah always wear a raincoat dude. You never know.

[Icequeen]

Yep, you're going to hell.

If you get there before I do, save me a seat and don't eat all the marshmallows. 

[vodz]

You're going to hell if you give one of them the other's herpes.  Use protection.

Is HPV very contagious? 

[Christopher McCandless]

Yes, you're going to hell. Enjoy it.

...while it lasts.

[vodz]

Yes, you're going to hell. Enjoy it.

...while it lasts.

I'll enjoy it even more when I can convince them to share me.

[Blasted]

Yes, you're going to hell. Enjoy it.

...while it lasts.

I'll enjoy it even more when I can convince them to share me.

Doubt it's gonna work    They'll be too offended that you didn't them tell about each other.

[vodz]

Yes, you're going to hell. Enjoy it.

...while it lasts.

I'll enjoy it even more when I can convince them to share me.

Doubt it's gonna work    They'll be too offended that you didn't them tell about each other.

Their fault for not asking. I'm totally transparent; if they inquire, I'll inform.

[El]

You're going to hell if you give one of them the other's herpes.  Use protection.

Is HPV very contagious? 

HPV isn't herpes; herpes is HSV.  Both are incurable viral STIs.  Herpes is a lifelong condition which is heavily socially stigmatized despite technically being more of an irritating skin condition than anything else.  HPV infections are more difficult to detect in women than in men, but it is a very common STI (I believe 1 in 5, which contributes greatly to the statistic that 1 in 4 people in their teens through their 20s has an STI).  Sometimes HPV infections are cleared in time without doing any damage, but they can lead to genital warts or cervical cancer in women, and throat cancer in men (and, I assume, women as well).

If one or both of these women gets cancer because you knowingly exposed her to an STI that causes it, then yes, you're going to hell.  Congratulations.   

I would hope that both women have gotten Gradasil, which is a vaccine against HPV.  It's not 100% effective, but it certainly is useful.