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« on: May 15, 2010, 11:24:19 AM »
Guess what I saw today at a tag sale

An open box of condoms :zombiefuck: It was a Durex variety pack with some missing and the lady with it must have been 65.  Not sure whats more disturbing to think about that they were hers or that she found them and picked them up. What are these people thinking
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Re: Yuck
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 11:25:35 AM »
BRAVE! :arrr: :viking:
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Re: Yuck
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 11:30:26 AM »
It would've been better if she said: "a few of 'em have been used, but they're still good!"  :lol: :puke:
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 08:18:54 PM »
Now had she looked like this...



...they probably would have sold. :laugh:
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Re: Yuck
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 08:25:16 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on May 15, 2010, 08:18:54 PM
Now had she looked like this...



...they probably would have sold. :laugh:

Maybe she did  look like that, back in the day, when the condoms were fresh and new! :cfm:
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Re: Yuck
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2010, 11:28:43 AM »
Quote from: parts on May 15, 2010, 11:24:19 AM
Guess what I saw today at a tag sale

An open box of condoms :zombiefuck: It was a Durex variety pack with some missing and the lady with it must have been 65.  Not sure whats more disturbing to think about that they were hers or that she found them and picked them up. What are these people thinking

I was just thinking what would have been more disturbing.

Edible condoms. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Yuck
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2010, 01:22:45 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on May 16, 2010, 11:28:43 AM
Quote from: parts on May 15, 2010, 11:24:19 AM
Guess what I saw today at a tag sale

An open box of condoms :zombiefuck: It was a Durex variety pack with some missing and the lady with it must have been 65.  Not sure whats more disturbing to think about that they were hers or that she found them and picked them up. What are these people thinking

I was just thinking what would have been more disturbing.

Edible condoms. :zombiefuck:

Would they taste like gummy worms :zoinks:
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Re: Yuck
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2010, 08:29:10 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on May 16, 2010, 11:28:43 AM
Quote from: parts on May 15, 2010, 11:24:19 AM
Guess what I saw today at a tag sale

An open box of condoms :zombiefuck: It was a Durex variety pack with some missing and the lady with it must have been 65.  Not sure whats more disturbing to think about that they were hers or that she found them and picked them up. What are these people thinking

I was just thinking what would have been more disturbing.

Edible condoms. :zombiefuck:

Is there such a thing?

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Re: Yuck
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2010, 10:15:45 PM »
http://secure.condomania.com/productinfo.asp?number=E-EC

"Edible Condoms are a great way to spice up any meal! Each package comes with four flavors of condoms: cherry, banana, passion fruit & mint.'

Also available in chocolate. :zombiefuck:

http://www.amazon.com/Trustex-Lubricated-Latex-Condoms-Reservoir/dp/B000YIVYPI
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Re: Yuck
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 05:46:12 AM »
Quote from: parts on May 15, 2010, 11:24:19 AM
Guess what I saw today at a tag sale

An open box of condoms :zombiefuck: It was a Durex variety pack with some missing and the lady with it must have been 65.  Not sure whats more disturbing to think about that they were hers or that she found them and picked them up. What are these people thinking

Kind of sad that she thinks she will not need them any more.

Or would she and her partner(s) have gotten themselves tested?
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