Serious list this time:
People who don't admit they're wrong/admit their faults. We're all suspectable to ignorance/stupidity/intolerance/hypocrisy/etc., so quit acting like you're perfect.
Politeness to hide the truth. I want honesty, I don't care if it's brutal.
People who try to change your views/judge you because they disagree with you. Not everyone thinks the same, y'know. And yes, I suffer from this now and then.
People who think they're changing the world and being all political, while in reality their efforts are ultimately fruitless. We're going to be fucked inevitably in some form.
Emos, the eejits who think that the little problems matter. Grow a pair, shut the fuck up and realise that your "problems" mean fuck all. Plus they look fucking horrible.
Fashion. Normally don't give a fuck about this one, but can it get any more pretentious these days? Fuck.
Hipsters. Them and fashion go like AIDS with gay black people in Africa. Try too hard to look different and "ironic" but all look the same: utterly ridiculous. They also try too hard to be "intellectual", "cultured" and "arty" by listening to unknown bands, watch indie French films and wank over sepia-toned polaroid photos of donkeys getting shagged up the arse by Lit. Highly pretentious, highly annoying.
The majority of liberals. I'm no conservative twat, my views are a mix mash of both left/right but for the most part I'm apolitical. Their PCness annoys me, their smug superiority annoys me, their delusions of being "open minded" annoys me, their sensitivity annoys me etc. Despite what they have you believe, they can be the most intolerant, ignorant, hypocritical bastards you can ever meet.
Chavs. Like emos and hipsters, they never cease to amaze me on how stupid they look.
Global warming. Oh god, where do I start? Pile of hyped up bollocks to put fear into people, even though there isn't concrete evidence on it. There's loads of theories on climate change, and I'm inclined to believe it's not human related. Magnetic poles switching may be the main factor here, for example. Even if it turned out to be human-related, I wouldn't give a fuck. Pollute this shithole please.
Feminists. I'm no woman hater and I'm all for this gender rights crap, but these lot are incredibly sensitive and suffer from extreme victim complex. Some also think they'll be raped 20 times when they leave the house by the evil penis-welding monsters. Feminists, you'll get shit every day. Grow up, realise that humans as a whole are cunts and get on with your lives.
I could easily go on, but i'll summarise this post with this:
I hate a lot of people and things in general, because I am a bitter twisted spazzy fat mong.