a few annoying things:
People going around yapping on the cell phone and barely noticing their surroundings. (I once had one walk out in front of my car without even looking before stepping into the pavement. She can thank the quality of my brakes for her continued existence.)
Ladies who keep saying "Oh my god!" and "What ever!" ad nauseum, especially when they're on a cell phone.
Going 75 m.p.h. on the Interstate and noticing that the driver of a nearby vehicle is yapping on a cell phone.
People who don't turn their cell phones off in movie theaters and airplanes. (At least it's illegal on airplanes. Let's keep it that way.)
People who use their cell phones in libraries. (I worked in the campus library back in graduate school. Got a yapper right outside my study carrel one time when I was really trying to concentrate. I wanted to step out of that study carrel and slap the fucker.)
(It's not cell phones that are evil, just the way stupid people use them. With my own cell phone, I use a wired headset as much as possible, just in case that brain damage thing is true, as evidenced by the cell phone yappers all around.)
Hummers. ("Ooooooh! Look at me-e-e-e-e-e! I'm better that the rest of you, so I'm gonna drive around in something that wastes gas and will surely mangle your ass if I hit you in a car accident. They're derived from a military vehicle design. Do the people who drive those things go around fantasizing that they're some kind of military bad-ass, even if they never served? Okay, let's send you and your fucking yellow hummer with spinner hubcaps over to Iraq. Don't let the roadside bombs scratch your paint. Those shiny rims of yours should help draw enemy fire away from the actual soldiers who use their real Hummers for their intended purpose. A few years ago at the wildlife sanctuary where I work weekends, I and another volunteer were doing gate duty as carloads of tourists were coming in for the afternoon tour. A yellow Hummer with spinner hubcaps came in, and the other volunteer leaned over at me and said "Look, it's a small penis mobile.")
Assholes who weave through heavy highway traffic as if everybody going 80 m.p.h. isn't fast enough for them.
Co-workers who stand around yapping in the halls, they way the end up congregating in intersections so they're in your way no matter which way you're going.
Religious nuts who think they're gonna convert the whole world.
Somebody saying "Bless you" after I sneeze. (What would those people do if I replied with "Hail Satan"?)
Street-corner Bible screamers. (In my hometown, but thankfully not so much in the town I live in now.)
Rude truck drivers. (The kind who try to intimidate you by tailgating you at 75 m.p.h. with a 40-ton load behind them. If someone does that shit, that person should lose his commercial driver's license, leaving him no choice but to work in a fast food joint. Then, make him drive a mo-ped between the fast-food joint and a pre-fab studio apartment. Let's see what that does for his vehicular macho complex.)
People who steal the soap from public restrooms.
My supposedly high-speed internet connection. They're about to lose me to a competitor in my upcoming apartment move.