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Offline jman

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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2009, 10:20:23 AM »
You're new boyfriend looks like a pussy  :thumbup:
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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2009, 12:01:02 PM »
I should give you :minusevil: for trying to get credit for that obvious joke. I doubt anybody has looked at the picture in the context of the thread and not thought that, funny man. ::)

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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2009, 12:06:43 PM »
My only weakness. Cats. :eyelash:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2009, 05:23:55 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
My only weakness. Cats. :eyelash:
Pussy is your only weakness, eh?
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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2009, 06:12:51 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 05:23:55 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
My only weakness. Cats. :eyelash:
Pussy is your only weakness, eh?

Unfortunately dear, I mean the kind that meows and comes to me with trust. You'd never do that.
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2009, 06:57:36 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 05:23:55 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
My only weakness. Cats. :eyelash:
Pussy is your only weakness, eh?

Unfortunately dear, I mean the kind that meows and comes to me with trust. You'd never do that.

Buuuurrrrn!  :plus:
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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2009, 07:33:15 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 05:23:55 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
My only weakness. Cats. :eyelash:
Pussy is your only weakness, eh?

Unfortunately dear, I mean the kind that meows and comes to me with trust. You'd never do that.
*hissses and spits*   :zoinks:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2009, 09:24:36 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 07:33:15 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 05:23:55 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
My only weakness. Cats. :eyelash:
Pussy is your only weakness, eh?

Unfortunately dear, I mean the kind that meows and comes to me with trust. You'd never do that.
*hissses and spits*   :zoinks:

Lmao. my love for cats is even unaffected by their brief little tantrums. Unlike humans, (females in particular) they forget pretty quickly and love you anyway. Yes finicky cats. They like to throw their fuzzy weight around, but its never personal. I love them too goddamn much. <3
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2009, 05:25:33 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on May 25, 2009, 05:58:49 AM
Some of them are.  :P

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!  :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2009, 06:13:04 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 09:24:36 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 07:33:15 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 05:23:55 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
My only weakness. Cats. :eyelash:
Pussy is your only weakness, eh?

Unfortunately dear, I mean the kind that meows and comes to me with trust. You'd never do that.
*hissses and spits*   :zoinks:

Lmao. my love for cats is even unaffected by their brief little tantrums. Unlike humans, (females in particular) they forget pretty quickly and love you anyway. Yes finicky cats. They like to throw their fuzzy weight around, but its never personal. I love them too goddamn much. <3
Lol, yes, in my experience, cats are more like men- needy, whiny and clingy.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2009, 06:20:55 AM »
Soul mates!
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2009, 08:00:02 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 27, 2009, 06:13:04 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 09:24:36 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 07:33:15 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 05:23:55 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
My only weakness. Cats. :eyelash:
Pussy is your only weakness, eh?

Unfortunately dear, I mean the kind that meows and comes to me with trust. You'd never do that.
*hissses and spits*   :zoinks:

Lmao. my love for cats is even unaffected by their brief little tantrums. Unlike humans, (females in particular) they forget pretty quickly and love you anyway. Yes finicky cats. They like to throw their fuzzy weight around, but its never personal. I love them too goddamn much. <3
Lol, yes, in my experience, cats are more like men- needy, whiny and clingy.

Are you sure you're not talking about women here?  :zoinks:
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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2009, 09:58:08 AM »
Nice Kitty.
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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2009, 05:33:17 PM »
Quote from: Postures on May 27, 2009, 08:00:02 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 27, 2009, 06:13:04 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 09:24:36 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 07:33:15 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 26, 2009, 05:23:55 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 26, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
My only weakness. Cats. :eyelash:
Pussy is your only weakness, eh?

Unfortunately dear, I mean the kind that meows and comes to me with trust. You'd never do that.
*hissses and spits*   :zoinks:

Lmao. my love for cats is even unaffected by their brief little tantrums. Unlike humans, (females in particular) they forget pretty quickly and love you anyway. Yes finicky cats. They like to throw their fuzzy weight around, but its never personal. I love them too goddamn much. <3
Lol, yes, in my experience, cats are more like men- needy, whiny and clingy.

Are you sure you're not talking about women here?  :zoinks:
A couple of my exes were real bitches.  I'm pretty sure they were guys, though.  I checked.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Found myself a new guy
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2009, 05:49:20 PM »
George is irresistable.  :-*
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