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banned to the couch again
« on: May 23, 2009, 08:16:58 PM »
it's snore city when I go to bed lately any home cure that might help
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2009, 11:39:43 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 23, 2009, 08:16:58 PM
it's snore city when I go to bed lately any home cure that might help

Buy yourself a CPAP device! Can't snore with one of those!

Is there a problem with the couch? I sleep on the couch every night and love it!
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2009, 11:51:45 PM »
Have you already tried those Breathe Right nasal strips or some nose spray like Nasonex?
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2009, 03:31:07 AM »
Don't take that from the wench. Be a real man and show her who's in charge.  :boxers:
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2009, 07:31:01 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on May 24, 2009, 03:31:07 AM
Don't take that from the wench. Be a real man and show her who's in charge.  :boxers:
i wonder why you never have a real lady in your life
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2009, 07:53:54 AM »
I don't want ladies - I want sluts giving me blowjobs and rimjobs.  8)
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2009, 07:55:09 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on May 24, 2009, 07:53:54 AM
I don't want ladies - I want sluts giving me blowjobs and rimjobs.  8)
that wont happen because you are poor
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2009, 07:56:13 AM »
You don't have to be rich to get laid in Sweden, stupid.
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2009, 07:57:28 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on May 24, 2009, 07:56:13 AM
You don't have to be rich to get laid in Sweden, stupid.
i though you meant 'for-hire' sluts
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2009, 08:01:29 AM »
I can afford them too, if I want to, at least for a blowjob.  8)
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2009, 10:46:36 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on May 24, 2009, 08:01:29 AM
I can afford them too, if I want to, at least for a blowjob.  8)

That's like saying you can afford a Happy Meal.
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2009, 11:23:28 AM »
:LMAO:
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2009, 11:24:33 AM »
Who here had a 15 yo at the age of 36? Without paying for it.  8)
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2009, 12:55:01 PM »
What's really sad is that you seem to think it's something to brag about.
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Re: banned to the couch again
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2009, 12:56:05 PM »
:toporly:
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