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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2009, 11:33:53 AM »
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The CT Dept. of Corrections has immediate openings for F/T Inmates at several convenient locations throughout the state. Room & board
plus 3 square meals will be provided.

Requirements:
- Must be comfortable with being away from loved ones for extended periods of time.
- Must enjoy being told what to do and when to do it.
- Must be comfortable in confined spaces.
- Must have an appreciation for the color "khaki".
- Must like to eat dogcrap for breakfast, lunch and dinner.


It's seems ridiculous, doesn't it? You would have to be psychologically disturbed to apply for a job like this. Yet, of the 650,000
people who are released from prison each year, nearly 70% will eventually end up back behind bars. If you're an ex-offender, it's time
to take action. Don't be a statistic!
http://newhaven.craigslist.org/lab/1124711457.html

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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 06:01:14 PM »
Ever go in the personals some nasty stuff there
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2009, 07:54:52 PM »
Ever go in the personals some nasty stuff there

I saw some pretty wild stuff with people wanting to meet up with some random stranger for kinky sex.

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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2009, 07:37:46 PM »
New one
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/sks/1177398946.html

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Hi
I am the cheapest bastard carpenter that youll find
I am exellent at evry thing,I know Every thing
I am a tile guy a painter an eletrician a plumber a roofer a siding guy a landscaper a plasterer a drywaller, carpets,flooring,kitchens bathrooms cellars
tree forts ,sand boxes ,flower boxes, smelly boxes ,ect
I can give you a quote so cheap you can chew down all the real guys trying to scrape out a living
I have no insurance of any kind, I drink all day,but i am cheap.


Location: TITE ASS MASS
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

License info: captain morgain ins AAARRRR

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