Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!

["couldbecousin"]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   

Casseroles are good. 

 They are the true food of the gods!   

New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   

[P7PSP]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   

Casseroles are good. 

 They are the true food of the gods!   

New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   

Proper cheesecake doesn't need any toppings. Try pineapple upside down cake for that.

["couldbecousin"]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   

Casseroles are good. 

 They are the true food of the gods!   

New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   

Proper cheesecake doesn't need any toppings. Try pineapple upside down cake for that.

 But I love toppings, even on cheesecake!  Strawberries are great!   

[P7PSP]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   

Casseroles are good. 

 They are the true food of the gods!   

New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   

Proper cheesecake doesn't need any toppings. Try pineapple upside down cake for that.

 But I love toppings, even on cheesecake!  Strawberries are great!   

Bog trotting heathen. 

["couldbecousin"]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   

Casseroles are good. 

 They are the true food of the gods!   

New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   

Proper cheesecake doesn't need any toppings. Try pineapple upside down cake for that.

 But I love toppings, even on cheesecake!  Strawberries are great!   

Bog trotting heathen. 

 Plaid Protestant dork. 

[eris]

Ketchup goes on hamburgers and mustard goes on hot dog and anyone that doesnt agree with me obviously supports terrorism.

[Callaway]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   

Casseroles are good. 

 They are the true food of the gods!   

New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   

Proper cheesecake doesn't need any toppings. Try pineapple upside down cake for that.

 But I love toppings, even on cheesecake!  Strawberries are great!   

My mom used to make a lemon cheesecake with cherry pie filling on top that was pretty good.

[P7PSP]

Ketchup goes on hamburgers and mustard goes on hot dog and anyone that doesnt agree with me obviously supports terrorism.

I will blow up your car for this slander. 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Women. Avocado on a burger. 

Avacado on burgers is a bit of a West Coast thing. It's actually pretty good.