Everybody loves you when you're bi.
Wow. If only that were true . . . I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

I remember those. Not THAT fun, thank you.
I hate them!
It has become common knowledge that I am a Master Untangler of everything tangled. I spent most of my time untangling other peoples slinky mistakes.

So true.
And slinkies are so boring to untangle.

Pearls are so much more rewarding.
When I was still doing portraits, I often found a family distraught, from trying to untangle some precious heirloom necklace, but I always asked if I could try, and I usually had EVERYTHING untangled during the walk from the waiting room to the camera room. I often had to practically beg for a chance to "try." I have yet to find a multi-tangled necklace of any material that I could not "almost instantly" untangle. I don't even have to look - I can just feel how to pull and the necklace usually does the rest by itself. I can not describe or substantiate this to anyone, though. It just IS.
That might make me some kind of Necklace Whisperer.
