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Retards on Yahoo Answers
« on: May 17, 2009, 12:25:31 AM »
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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2009, 01:29:17 AM »
Knockyourteethout is obviously trolling.

I hope no 55 year old is actually stupid enough to drink shots of chlorine bleach and especially to then follow it with an ammonia chaser.

If someone was that stupid and drank chlorine bleach (sodium hypochlorite) their esophagus would be burned and then chlorine gas would probably form from the reaction with the hydrochloric acid in their stomach, which would burn their lungs.  It wouldn't be pretty.

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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2009, 03:19:45 AM »
Yahoo Answers, like the comments section of Youtube, is a watering hole for the intellectually challenged.
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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2009, 12:26:29 PM »
I bet he is just trying to be funny and wants to see what reactions he or she gets. Only time a 55 year old would drink bleach is if he is mentally retarded. Young children don't know that stuff is toxic. That's why it says Keep Out of Reach of Children.

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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2009, 01:20:02 PM »
The internet was amazing until they let morons access it. Would be so great to set up a subnet which only intelligent people were allowed on.

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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2009, 03:46:04 PM »
Yahoo! Answers Stupidity??? OMFG! TELL ME ABOUT IT!!  :grrr: :indeed:

Many of the people who answer questions are either ignorant teenagers or internet wankers will inflated egos and a serious lack of knowledge. If they dont know the answer they compensate for their ingorance with sarcasm, insults, and ghey monty-python style jokes.
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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2009, 05:27:52 PM »
Or they are gullible.

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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2009, 05:19:43 AM »
What the hell. Are people on the internets really that stupid

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhjgZ2j.8pS57kY3lRyoaK7rxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090516230102AADuXEA
If this guy were on here I'd plus him for being hilarious.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2009, 03:38:28 PM »
If anyone takes those questions seriously, they are sure stupid or does the AS make some of us that dumb? Where's our logical thinking? Here would be my good answer to that guy's question. "Sure, bleach is really good for you, it cleans out your whole insides. If your child has a foul mouth, wash it out with bleach and you kid's mouth will be all clean of bad words."

For any idiots that think I was actually serious, it was a joke to the question, just me playing along with it.

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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 11:41:02 AM »
Yahoo Answers..

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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2009, 08:14:18 AM »
I know he's obviously trolling, but I find that slightly funny? I'm ashamed  :( Unfortunately some do it for real. It must rank right up there as being one of the worst methods of suicide/death.

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Re: Retards on Yahoo Answers
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2009, 08:19:31 AM »
I think it's hilarious.