A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Eating chocolate right now.
It's fucking Chrismas day. I eat turkey.
Lots of chocolate for "breakfast" (it's 3:22 AM here).
Quote from: Litigious on December 25, 2006, 08:22:06 PM Lots of chocolate for "breakfast" (it's 3:22 AM here). 6:22 pm here, and i am having eamonn for a snack.
Quote from: McJagger on December 25, 2006, 08:23:01 PMQuote from: Litigious on December 25, 2006, 08:22:06 PM Lots of chocolate for "breakfast" (it's 3:22 AM here). 6:22 pm here, and i am having eamonn for a snack.Well ahl have yoo fur breafast, before serving you up with a knuckle sandwich that i will force down your gizzard, making you swallow your teeth and to top it off my piece de resistaunce will be lot of humble pie for you that might stick in yer craw.
violence; the weapon of the mentally dominated.
Quote from: McJagger on December 25, 2006, 08:45:09 PMviolence; the weapon of the mentally dominated.I was speaking figuratively. I'm Eamonn and you're owned. Thanks for listening.