american people, explain two things to me. what the fuck is "chicken fried steak"? - i.e. how on earth does one fry anything with chicken? does it mean chicken fat?
the second is this biscuit thing - biscuits and gravy. what are they, then, cos they're not custard creams, obviously.
mind you, a nation of people who could dream up the travesty which is 'smores could come up with anything, i suppose.