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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #330 on: September 09, 2006, 12:59:43 PM »
A salad with mushrooms, black olives, red onions, cheddar, and blue cheese dressing
A slice of supreme pizza
fried okra
A roasted chicken leg
Couple bites of a patty melt
slice of double chocolate cake
slice of cherry cobbler
slice of cheesecake

Two words. Golden Corral.

OKRA!  Can I go with you next time?

The okra was okay. Unfortunately it's out on a pan stacked up high, so it starts to soften quickly. I wait until a server changes it out with fresh ones.
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #331 on: September 09, 2006, 01:02:03 PM »
The okra was okay. Unfortunately it's out on a pan stacked up high, so it starts to soften quickly. I wait until a server changes it out with fresh ones.

I've tried explaining the texture to someone who hadn't tried it before, and ended up making them think it was some disgusting food.

"If it's fried, it's really crispy on the outside, and nice and slimy on the inside!"

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #332 on: September 09, 2006, 01:07:57 PM »
The okra was okay. Unfortunately it's out on a pan stacked up high, so it starts to soften quickly. I wait until a server changes it out with fresh ones.

I've tried explaining the texture to someone who hadn't tried it before, and ended up making them think it was some disgusting food.

"If it's fried, it's really crispy on the outside, and nice and slimy on the inside!"

I already ate some today and now you're making me want more. It's one of the best things that I love about living in the south.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #333 on: September 09, 2006, 01:10:50 PM »
I already ate some today and now you're making me want more. It's one of the best things that I love about living in the south.

Where in the south do you live?  I grew up for the most part in Atlanta, and I miss all the Waffle Houses.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #334 on: September 09, 2006, 01:16:55 PM »
I don't wanna look through this whole thread, so can somebody tell me if anybody has made a joke about having eating cock or pussy or something like that?
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #335 on: September 09, 2006, 01:29:11 PM »
I don't wanna look through this whole thread, so can somebody tell me if anybody has made a joke about having eating cock or pussy or something like that?

I pretty sure McJagger did- but that could have been on another thread.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #336 on: September 09, 2006, 01:33:25 PM »
er, shouldn't "another" read "every other"?

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #337 on: September 09, 2006, 01:34:40 PM »
had pie yesterday.  ;D
hair pie tomorrow?

Yep he did- but admitedly Flo was the first to attempt a pussy eating joke.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #338 on: September 09, 2006, 01:36:16 PM »
er, shouldn't "another" read "every other"?

 ;)

Yeah, I would have said that but I was worried he might get a complex about it :P

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #339 on: September 09, 2006, 01:54:30 PM »
I already ate some today and now you're making me want more. It's one of the best things that I love about living in the south.

Where in the south do you live?  I grew up for the most part in Atlanta, and I miss all the Waffle Houses.

I live near Atlanta. I've only been to Waffle House a couple of times. We're originally from up north so we usually go to IHOP.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #340 on: September 09, 2006, 02:23:04 PM »
The okra was okay. Unfortunately it's out on a pan stacked up high, so it starts to soften quickly. I wait until a server changes it out with fresh ones.

I've tried explaining the texture to someone who hadn't tried it before, and ended up making them think it was some disgusting food.

"If it's fried, it's really crispy on the outside, and nice and slimy on the inside!"

that's the most accurate description ever, and sounds yummy, though like it should sound disgusting. *chuckle* :P
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #341 on: September 09, 2006, 03:55:57 PM »
oh yeah, anybody happen to know if there's anything you can eat (besides raw garlic - blech) that will make mosquitoes less interested in one's blood?

Flo. ;D

you're recommnding that people eat flo?

blimey - you really are that evil genius, aren't you?  do you live in an underground bunker, with a white cat, and a pirhana pool, and everything? 

(he is so very much my hero...  )

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #342 on: September 09, 2006, 03:58:01 PM »
A salad with mushrooms, black olives, red onions, cheddar, and blue cheese dressing
A slice of supreme pizza
fried okra
A roasted chicken leg
Couple bites of a patty melt
slice of double chocolate cake
slice of cherry cobbler
slice of cheesecake

Two words. Golden Corral.

OKRA!  Can I go with you next time?

The okra was okay. Unfortunately it's out on a pan stacked up high, so it starts to soften quickly. I wait until a server changes it out with fresh ones.
do you just wait and pounce.

do you have any methods of having things your way at a buffet style restaurant?
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #343 on: September 09, 2006, 04:04:29 PM »
A salad with mushrooms, black olives, red onions, cheddar, and blue cheese dressing
A slice of supreme pizza
fried okra
A roasted chicken leg
Couple bites of a patty melt
slice of double chocolate cake
slice of cherry cobbler
slice of cheesecake

Two words. Golden Corral.

OKRA!  Can I go with you next time?

The okra was okay. Unfortunately it's out on a pan stacked up high, so it starts to soften quickly. I wait until a server changes it out with fresh ones.
do you just wait and pounce.

do you have any methods of having things your way at a buffet style restaurant?

Patience and I keep my ears focused on any dropping sounds. One time I heard something hit the floor accompanied by 'Oh shit!' I turned around just in time to see a man place the tongs right back next to the rice krispie treats, look around, and then whistled away like nothing had happened.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #344 on: September 09, 2006, 04:06:20 PM »
When I worked on a deli counter I dropped a huge piece of parmesan cheese on the floor when I tried to cut some off for a customer- I took it into the back area as if I was going to throw it away, then put it back on display when the customer had gone. There was no way I was going to pay for that out of my wages.