this is probably the most boring thread known to humankind, but...
kettle chips!
You may have a point, however, it's not boring if people post when they eat something yummy, and it makes you start drooling for it.
Kettle chips don't do it for me much, so yes, your post was boring for me, however, if you were eating them naked, it would make your post exciting for Lucifer
All depends on the perspective!