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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1695 on: July 01, 2007, 12:23:38 AM »
An apple, and a milky bar.

Oh, and a small bowl of special K.
what does the K stand for?

Kellogs, I think.


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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1696 on: July 01, 2007, 01:15:25 AM »
Anyone who has any first hand knowledge of that new diet aid Alli?  I heard that if you eat more than an allotted amount of fat you get terrible stomach pains and diarrhea which is probably a good self torturing tactic that may do the trick to keep me away from everything that I crave!  Flo...DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS, I DON'T WANT YOUR OPINION!!!

I have no first hand experience.  Here is some second hand information:

http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/all-about-alli-the-weight-loss-pill

http://pharmamkting.blogspot.com/2007/02/alli-oops-i-just-pooped-myself.html

If you take it as part of a diet that is 30% fat, 30% protein and 30% carbohydrate, and calorie restricted, you will lose approximately 50% more weight than with the diet alone.

But there is a catch:  The oil that is blocked by Alli from being absorbed in your intestines does not disappear.  It has to go somewhere, so it leaks out of your bottom.  If you already eat a very low fat diet, you don't need Alli to block oil from being absorbed, because there are some important fat soluble vitamins you would be missing.  It's probably a good idea to take a good multivitamin if you are dieting, especially if you take Alli.  Wearing Depends while you take Alli would probably be a good idea as well as carrying a change of clothes.

It would be like taking mineral oil or eating too many chips with Olestra.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1697 on: July 01, 2007, 05:05:19 PM »
i want the blob pill. it swells up in your tummy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6252720.stm

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1698 on: July 01, 2007, 05:28:15 PM »
i want the blob pill. it swells up in your tummy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6252720.stm


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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1699 on: July 01, 2007, 05:33:38 PM »

Screw that.
I made BBQ chicken, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, fresh bread (machine), fried zucchini and cookie crumb ice cream for dessert.
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1700 on: July 01, 2007, 05:42:09 PM »

Screw that.
I made BBQ chicken, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, fresh bread (machine), fried zucchini and cookie crumb ice cream for dessert.
ladies and gentlemen, our first, chaparoned date.
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1701 on: July 01, 2007, 06:39:47 PM »
i want the blob pill. it swells up in your tummy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6252720.stm


They were trying to develop a better diaper, and ended up with something you eat.

Where do I sign up?

you could be a guineapig i guess. :P
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1702 on: July 01, 2007, 07:31:01 PM »

Screw that.
I made BBQ chicken, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, fresh bread (machine), fried zucchini and cookie crumb ice cream for dessert.
ladies and gentlemen, our first, chaparoned date.

Delectable, wasn't it? You're cooking next time.
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1703 on: July 01, 2007, 07:59:09 PM »
That blob pill is the shit. Cool idea.

Also my answer for today is an apple. I'm going to have another one before the gym.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1704 on: July 01, 2007, 08:12:26 PM »
Hmmm a NOS energy drink, granola bar, poppy seed muffin, Lays potoato chips and a whack load of ice cream on the ferry ride home. I went shopping off the rock (I live on a rural island in buttfuck nowhere) so I ate a lot of crap today. Oh....I had a bananna though I bought it at the chinaman store down down. He have good price.
Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.  Asian-American please.

Down heah, we calls 'em chinks.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1705 on: July 01, 2007, 08:13:44 PM »
An apple, and a milky bar.

Oh, and a small bowl of special K.
what does the K stand for?

In addition to fatty's response, I seem
to remember that it was fortified, and
they wanted to excentuate the fact
that it contained vitamin K.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1706 on: July 01, 2007, 09:26:54 PM »
Crab Linguine Fetuccine at Red Lobster.   It was my brother's 24th birthday today.   He will be around for the next 4 days or so.
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1707 on: July 01, 2007, 09:28:25 PM »

Screw that.
I made BBQ chicken, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, fresh bread (machine), fried zucchini and cookie crumb ice cream for dessert.
ladies and gentlemen, our first, chaparoned date.

Delectable, wasn't it? You're cooking next time.
yes it was.

i hope you frefer southern fried anything with homemade mild gravy....
Misunderstood.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1708 on: July 01, 2007, 11:58:24 PM »

Screw that.
I made BBQ chicken, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, fresh bread (machine), fried zucchini and cookie crumb ice cream for dessert.
ladies and gentlemen, our first, chaparoned date.

awwww, how sweet.   :clap:

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Delectable, wasn't it? You're cooking next time.
yes it was.

i hope you frefer southern fried anything with homemade mild gravy....

"mild" gravy?  as opposed to?  angry gravy?  thoroughly enraged gravy?

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #1709 on: July 02, 2007, 06:27:31 AM »

Screw that.
I made BBQ chicken, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, fresh bread (machine), fried zucchini and cookie crumb ice cream for dessert.
ladies and gentlemen, our first, chaparoned date.

awwww, how sweet.   :clap:

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Delectable, wasn't it? You're cooking next time.
yes it was.

i hope you frefer southern fried anything with homemade mild gravy....

"mild" gravy?  as opposed to?  angry gravy?  thoroughly enraged gravy?
the d and the k are not even close on the keyboard.  how did i fuck that up?
i meant milk gravy.
Misunderstood.