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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2009, 09:57:16 AM »
Quote from: Peter on May 02, 2009, 01:46:33 AM
"I could care less" when someone means "I couldn't care less".
:agreed:  I almost posted that, too.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2009, 09:58:13 AM »
"I'm sorry, BUT ..."  When people say that, they're shitting on their own apology.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2009, 10:01:08 AM »
"That's your opinion." Yes, shithead, who else's would it be?  :boxers:
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2009, 10:08:45 AM »
"It's a safety issue."

"You can NEVER be too safe."


"Fifty-five saves lives."

The logical response to that idiotic statement about speed limits would be "Forty-four saves more," or "Zero saves the most."

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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2009, 10:26:36 AM »
Not a saying but close.  "This product may contain nuts" on a tin/packet of nuts.  DUH.
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2009, 07:30:35 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 02, 2009, 09:58:13 AM
"I'm sorry, BUT ..."  When people say that, they're shitting on their own apology.

No shit! I like the "I'm sorry you feel that way..." or "I'm sorry what I did was taken that way..." and so on! Just makes you  ::)!!!!
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2009, 11:58:35 PM »
No offence

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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2009, 03:04:16 AM »
"Cheer up."

I'll fucking cheer up when I feel like it!!!
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2009, 06:31:15 AM »
"Cheer up" is like saying "lift yourself in the hair".
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2009, 06:33:02 AM »
Yes, precisely. It's utterly pointless.
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2009, 09:37:35 AM »
Yeah, if someone's upset, there ain't no damn point in telling them they shouldn't be.  It's one of those "I would if I fuckin' could" type things.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2009, 12:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2009, 11:58:35 PM
No offence



Do you mean with or with out the spelling anomaly?


I agree on either count, by the way!











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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2009, 08:53:30 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 03, 2009, 12:36:37 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2009, 11:58:35 PM
No offence



Do you mean with or with out the spelling anomaly?


What spelling anomaly? You can spell it both ways. Or is it a British/American thing?
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2009, 01:18:55 AM »
"I don't mean to be nasty, it's just that..."

Yes I know. You are going to be nasty and offend me in some way and I am supposed to be ok with it because you didn't mean to.
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2009, 06:20:35 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on May 04, 2009, 01:18:55 AM
"I don't mean to be nasty, it's just that..."

Yes I know. You are going to be nasty and offend me in some way and I am supposed to be ok with it because you didn't mean to.
Ideal response:  "I don't mean to be retaliatory, but you're mean, and you suck."
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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