Sayings you hate

[Calandale]

Janky. It's not a real word, my Kindle doesn't recognise it. But I've heard it and seen it written a few times now.

I sort of like that one. It seems to be replacing the use of ghetto. 

I thought I remembered this. Used to mean the jerkiness in a UI.

[Gopher Gary]

Janky. It's not a real word, my Kindle doesn't recognise it. But I've heard it and seen it written a few times now.

I sort of like that one. It seems to be replacing the use of ghetto. 

I thought I remembered this. Used to mean the jerkiness in a UI.

I think it's supposed to be a cross between junky and skanky. 

[odeon]

I don't like it when someone says, who ate all... When we were first together, Sugarbutt once said who ate all.. I told him not to say that because my dad used to do it, and it drove me nuts. I never wanted to eat the last of anything whenever he was around. He'd open the fridge and belch out, who ate all the cheese? It didn't matter if he's the one who ate the other 90% of the cheese, nope I had eaten all the cheese because I ate the last of the cheese. NO ONE ATE ALL THE CHEESE! Sugarbutt thinks it's hilarious this bothers me so much, and has been delighted for many years asking me who ate all of something. 

You're just trying to cover up the fact that you ate all the cheese.

[Calandale]

Janky. It's not a real word, my Kindle doesn't recognise it. But I've heard it and seen it written a few times now.

I sort of like that one. It seems to be replacing the use of ghetto. 

I thought I remembered this. Used to mean the jerkiness in a UI.

I think it's supposed to be a cross between junky and skanky. 

Like wiur is a combination between TP and rodent?

[Gopher Gary]

Janky. It's not a real word, my Kindle doesn't recognise it. But I've heard it and seen it written a few times now.

I sort of like that one. It seems to be replacing the use of ghetto. 

I thought I remembered this. Used to mean the jerkiness in a UI.

I think it's supposed to be a cross between junky and skanky. 

Like wiur is a combination between TP and rodent?

 

[Gopher Gary]

I don't like it when someone says, who ate all... When we were first together, Sugarbutt once said who ate all.. I told him not to say that because my dad used to do it, and it drove me nuts. I never wanted to eat the last of anything whenever he was around. He'd open the fridge and belch out, who ate all the cheese? It didn't matter if he's the one who ate the other 90% of the cheese, nope I had eaten all the cheese because I ate the last of the cheese. NO ONE ATE ALL THE CHEESE! Sugarbutt thinks it's hilarious this bothers me so much, and has been delighted for many years asking me who ate all of something. 

You're just trying to cover up the fact that you ate all the cheese.

Do you know how constipated I'd be if I ate ALL the cheese? 

[odeon]

I don't like it when someone says, who ate all... When we were first together, Sugarbutt once said who ate all.. I told him not to say that because my dad used to do it, and it drove me nuts. I never wanted to eat the last of anything whenever he was around. He'd open the fridge and belch out, who ate all the cheese? It didn't matter if he's the one who ate the other 90% of the cheese, nope I had eaten all the cheese because I ate the last of the cheese. NO ONE ATE ALL THE CHEESE! Sugarbutt thinks it's hilarious this bothers me so much, and has been delighted for many years asking me who ate all of something. 

You're just trying to cover up the fact that you ate all the cheese.

Do you know how constipated I'd be if I ate ALL the cheese? 

How constipated are you?

[DirtDawg]

I don't like it when someone says, who ate all... When we were first together, Sugarbutt once said who ate all.. I told him not to say that because my dad used to do it, and it drove me nuts. I never wanted to eat the last of anything whenever he was around. He'd open the fridge and belch out, who ate all the cheese? It didn't matter if he's the one who ate the other 90% of the cheese, nope I had eaten all the cheese because I ate the last of the cheese. NO ONE ATE ALL THE CHEESE! Sugarbutt thinks it's hilarious this bothers me so much, and has been delighted for many years asking me who ate all of something. 

You're just trying to cover up the fact that you ate all the cheese.

Do you know how constipated I'd be if I ate ALL the cheese? 

How constipated are you?

Classic Johnny Carson set up!

I hate the saying, too. At work it was always the coffee. I always brought my own "coffee snob, elitist asshole" variety of coffee from home in a huge thermal, resealable mug. Every time I heard someone ask, "Who drank all the coffee?"  I would shake my giant mug at them and tell them it was their turn to make more.

[Calandale]

Do you know how constipated I'd be if I ate ALL the cheese? 

Since you won't need it, can I have your TP?

[Gopher Gary]

I don't like it when someone says, who ate all... When we were first together, Sugarbutt once said who ate all.. I told him not to say that because my dad used to do it, and it drove me nuts. I never wanted to eat the last of anything whenever he was around. He'd open the fridge and belch out, who ate all the cheese? It didn't matter if he's the one who ate the other 90% of the cheese, nope I had eaten all the cheese because I ate the last of the cheese. NO ONE ATE ALL THE CHEESE! Sugarbutt thinks it's hilarious this bothers me so much, and has been delighted for many years asking me who ate all of something. 

You're just trying to cover up the fact that you ate all the cheese.

Do you know how constipated I'd be if I ate ALL the cheese? 

How constipated are you?

Not at all, because I also drank all the coffee. 

Do you know how constipated I'd be if I ate ALL the cheese? 

Since you won't need it, can I have your TP?

Quit coveting my toilet paper hoard. 

[Gopher Gary]

"Who drank all the coffee?" 

 

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

My coffee cup is actually a soup bowl with a handle. I fill it up with crappy instant coffee and it's like a "Venti" size coffee from Starbucks.

I'm twice the size of most people so a regular coffee cup is like a shot glass for me. I also need several of them before I start to wake up.

So I have a coffee out of a big coffee mug at home in the morning. Then I have a coffee out of a soup bowl with a handle at work, get the odd comment about how appropriately sized my coffee cup is, then I'm good for a while.

[Calandale]

I don't like big cups, because they get cold quicker.

When I was in an office though, I'd make a pot and fill three large disposable cups (I was too cheap to buy a thermos
or something) every day. The driving force was because I wanted to have my coffee 'strong enough' (I'd use
three rip open packets instead of the suggested one) and there was only one other person who liked it
that way. The bonus was I'd get to take three paper cups home every day, instead of just one.

Since I knew I wouldn't have that easy cup supply, I stored them up. Even moved my used paper
cups (which didn't end up a deal).

[odeon]

Not at all, because I also drank all the coffee. 

Your next few hours in the loo will be... unique.

[DirtDawg]

Seventy Years (or what ever old age makes it ridiculous) Young.

I am sixty three, now and I am NOT young. It does seem that I am better off than quite a few of similar age as I look around, but the arthritis still hurts.

I am NOT sixty three years young!
My wife is fifty five, now and the other day a security guard where she picks up early air shipments for UPS said to her, "Good evening young lady!"  She was home later and told how old it made her feel for a thirty something guy to call HER a "young lady."
Last week at the grocery she had a huge basket/cart of goods and allowed a younger couple with a much lighter load to go ahead of her. The man turned back to thank her and gave her a hug. How OLD does a woman have to be for a young man to hug her in front of his wife? Pretty damn old.