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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #285 on: October 26, 2018, 02:33:29 PM »


Another one I am totally over and done with hearing:

(insert your own personal idiotic nonsense)  is the new black!

Thar ain't no new blakk dammmit!
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #286 on: October 26, 2018, 05:22:23 PM »
A guy at work, Lebanese background but more Aussie than most of us anglo-saxon/Irish Aussies (including myself), spent months using the expression "hey, that's mickey mouse!". Because it's Australian rhyming slang for "grouse", which means "fantastic".

What he didn't realize is that his multi-cultural colleagues all thought he was saying that what they were doing was trivial, fake, etc. when in fact he was praisng their work.
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #287 on: October 30, 2018, 08:07:28 AM »

How did we get to twenty pages?

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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #288 on: October 30, 2018, 10:25:08 AM »
Here's your bill.
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #289 on: October 30, 2018, 03:49:49 PM »

How did we get to twenty pages?

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There's a few pages of pedantic discussion over the word program

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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #290 on: November 05, 2018, 04:06:49 AM »
Some wanker on a Facebook video was pontificating about how much of our lives we spend working and how few people enjoy their jobs. And his fucking stupid advice was:

"if you don't love your job you should quit and do something else!".

On the basis that we are setting a bad example for our kids. Sure, don't teach your kids to be responsible adults. They should follow your example and quit stuff they don't love as well. Don't love school? Quit and play video games all fucking day.

I have heard variations on this a few times over the years. The reality for most of us is that there are a limited number of things we are good enough at that someone will pay us a decent amount of money to do.

It's fucking stupid wankarama.
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #291 on: November 05, 2018, 11:15:20 AM »
"There's no oyster dressing." (At Thanksgiving.)
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #292 on: November 05, 2018, 11:35:40 AM »
Some wanker on a Facebook video was pontificating about how much of our lives we spend working and how few people enjoy their jobs. And his fucking stupid advice was:

"if you don't love your job you should quit and do something else!".

On the basis that we are setting a bad example for our kids. Sure, don't teach your kids to be responsible adults. They should follow your example and quit stuff they don't love as well. Don't love school? Quit and play video games all fucking day.

I have heard variations on this a few times over the years. The reality for most of us is that there are a limited number of things we are good enough at that someone will pay us a decent amount of money to do.

It's fucking stupid wankarama.

Lots of variations on that one. The problem is, kids are buying into it. There's a special Swedish phrase for it, "skoltrött", which translates to something like "school-tired" and is mostly an excuse for not pursuing your studies right after after that oh-so-trying high school.

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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #293 on: November 05, 2018, 12:08:01 PM »
It's not like there are enough meaningful jobs anyhow. And way too many people.

This might be the generation that actually acts on that - one way or another.
Slacking is one solution. Mass reduction of the population would be better though, I think.

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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #294 on: November 07, 2018, 11:23:39 PM »
It's not like there are enough meaningful jobs anyhow.

Thank goodness I don't want to do anything meaningful.  :zoinks:
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #295 on: November 08, 2018, 12:27:08 AM »
Plenty of (e-)paper pushing. And things that could easily be replaced by a machine,
even if they are useful.

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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #296 on: November 08, 2018, 01:35:41 AM »
Lots of variations on that one. The problem is, kids are buying into it. There's a special Swedish phrase for it, "skoltrött", which translates to something like "school-tired" and is mostly an excuse for not pursuing your studies right after after that oh-so-trying high school.

Do you remember "Back to the Future" and Mr Strickland, the teacher that called Marty a slacker? That's me now.

A gap year after high school is one of the best things kids can do. I would strongly encourage my kids to do that, as long as they don't just spend a year playing video games. Go backpacking, go work on a farm, work in a bar, something like that. Something they want to do while they are young and may never get around to doing later.

What I find amusing on my travels is the faux backpackers. Kids in hiking boots and carrying big backpacks who are actually staying in nice hotels because their parents are paying for it. But even that is a good thing, those kids are getting out and seeing the world and expanding their minds. Still I think it would be better and more fun for kids trying to do it on a shoestring budget, travelling around Asia and eating street food and staying in hostels.

The problem isn't just that kids are buying into it. This wanker was making his pitch at adults and judging by the number of times it was getting shared.... a lot of stupid adults are buying into it as well. A change of career is something to be planned and considered at great length. Risks need to be weighed. Skills and experience need to be assessed. Even then it is a massive risk, especially if you are in the sort of career where you can't simply walk back in a couple of years later, up to your eyeballs in debt and with a second mortgage on your house, and pick up where you left off.
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #297 on: November 27, 2018, 08:17:33 PM »
Janky. It's not a real word, my Kindle doesn't recognise it. But I've heard it and seen it written a few times now.
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #298 on: November 27, 2018, 08:37:19 PM »
Janky. It's not a real word, my Kindle doesn't recognise it. But I've heard it and seen it written a few times now.

I sort of like that one. It seems to be replacing the use of ghetto.  :orly:
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Re: Sayings you hate
« Reply #299 on: November 27, 2018, 08:45:28 PM »
I don't like it when someone says, who ate all... When we were first together, Sugarbutt once said who ate all.. I told him not to say that because my dad used to do it, and it drove me nuts. I never wanted to eat the last of anything whenever he was around. He'd open the fridge and belch out, who ate all the cheese? It didn't matter if he's the one who ate the other 90% of the cheese, nope I had eaten all the cheese because I ate the last of the cheese. NO ONE ATE ALL THE CHEESE! Sugarbutt thinks it's hilarious this bothers me so much, and has been delighted for many years asking me who ate all of something.  :lol1:
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