Sounds like your average scouser then

About as smart as inserting a broomhandle into one's anus and going bungee-jumping without a rope.
And with a voice you could use to strip the steel from a chemical toilet bowl. Especially female scousers, that voice is just bloody horrid.
Worst of all though, female scouse pikeys. Nothing worse, than the sound of a pikey scouse chav tosser talking. Or trying to speak, that is. I could use the voice of the female variety of scouse charver for cleaning the worst, most recalcitrant polymerized shite from the insides of my lab flasks
as a harsher alternative to base bath piranha etch.