Little Girl: Do you wanna build a snowman?Old Man: NoLittle Girl: *cries hysterically*
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Although he can try and strangle you with his flab. Like a sumo wrestler.
Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 26, 2009, 09:40:13 AMAlthough he can try and strangle you with his flab. Like a sumo wrestler.But Sumo wrestlers have power and speed. Probably not good guys to fuck with.
I know he isn't. Just pointing out that Sumo's are tough MFs. You ever see them on ESPN?
I wish I could and go along with a camera. It would be over so quick I'd have plenty fo time for sight seeing but alas I an broke
Quote from: parts on June 26, 2009, 09:33:01 AMYou definitely don't look someone to fuck withTCO thinks so. I wish he'd fight me. It would be so funny to fight him. He's crosseyes for one, so that means no depth perception. Automatic advantage. I can tell by his facial features that he lacks muscle tone. He's flabby. Too funny.
You definitely don't look someone to fuck with
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 26, 2009, 09:36:01 AMQuote from: parts on June 26, 2009, 09:33:01 AMYou definitely don't look someone to fuck withTCO thinks so. I wish he'd fight me. It would be so funny to fight him. He's crosseyes for one, so that means no depth perception. Automatic advantage. I can tell by his facial features that he lacks muscle tone. He's flabby. Too funny.Aw. I have wonky eyes and no depth perception. I can still punch people, though.
Quote from: renaeden on June 28, 2009, 03:17:39 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on June 26, 2009, 09:36:01 AMQuote from: parts on June 26, 2009, 09:33:01 AMYou definitely don't look someone to fuck withTCO thinks so. I wish he'd fight me. It would be so funny to fight him. He's crosseyes for one, so that means no depth perception. Automatic advantage. I can tell by his facial features that he lacks muscle tone. He's flabby. Too funny.Aw. I have wonky eyes and no depth perception. I can still punch people, though. +3 MAGICAL ASPIE RAGE ATTACK!!!
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 28, 2009, 03:37:35 AMQuote from: renaeden on June 28, 2009, 03:17:39 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on June 26, 2009, 09:36:01 AMQuote from: parts on June 26, 2009, 09:33:01 AMYou definitely don't look someone to fuck withTCO thinks so. I wish he'd fight me. It would be so funny to fight him. He's crosseyes for one, so that means no depth perception. Automatic advantage. I can tell by his facial features that he lacks muscle tone. He's flabby. Too funny.Aw. I have wonky eyes and no depth perception. I can still punch people, though. +3 MAGICAL ASPIE RAGE ATTACK!!! :lol:
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 28, 2009, 07:57:03 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on June 28, 2009, 03:37:35 AMQuote from: renaeden on June 28, 2009, 03:17:39 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on June 26, 2009, 09:36:01 AMQuote from: parts on June 26, 2009, 09:33:01 AMYou definitely don't look someone to fuck withTCO thinks so. I wish he'd fight me. It would be so funny to fight him. He's crosseyes for one, so that means no depth perception. Automatic advantage. I can tell by his facial features that he lacks muscle tone. He's flabby. Too funny.Aw. I have wonky eyes and no depth perception. I can still punch people, though. +3 MAGICAL ASPIE RAGE ATTACK!!! :lol:All you need to do is roll whatever the fuck you want on a fist full of D20's.... as long as you throw them hard enough.