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Shark
« on: April 23, 2009, 06:11:45 PM »
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CANBERRA (Reuters) – A live shark dumped on the doorstep of an Australian country newspaper office had local police puzzled Thursday, with authorities vowing to charge the person who left it with animal cruelty.

The juvenile Port Jackson shark, which measured around 70 centimeters in length, was left in darkness outside the office at Warrnambool, on the coast of southeast Victoria state. "We arrived and poured some water on it just to see if it was still breathing and it kicked around for a little while," Constable Jarrod Dwyer told state radio.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090423/od_nm/us_shark

So what eat it :headbang2:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Shark
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2009, 01:47:03 AM »
Shark tastes of pee and is full of pollutants.
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Re: Shark
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 04:12:50 AM »
Shark tastes of pee and is full of pollutants.

Depends on the shark they sell Mako shark here in the fish stores
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Re: Shark
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2009, 10:14:54 AM »
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CANBERRA (Reuters) – A live shark dumped on the doorstep of an Australian country newspaper office had local police puzzled Thursday, with authorities vowing to charge the person who left it with animal cruelty.

The juvenile Port Jackson shark, which measured around 70 centimeters in length, was left in darkness outside the office at Warrnambool, on the coast of southeast Victoria state. "We arrived and poured some water on it just to see if it was still breathing and it kicked around for a little while," Constable Jarrod Dwyer told state radio.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090423/od_nm/us_shark

So what eat it :headbang2:

Ha, I used to live there a few years back. Nice place to visit, but like most tourist places, a shit hole to live in.