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Atree grows in...
« on: April 13, 2009, 05:23:07 PM »
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MOSCOW, April 13 (RIA Novosti) - Surgeons in Russia's Urals Region were staggered to find a 5-centimeter high spruce growing inside a man's lung, the Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reported on Monday.

The discovery was made while Artyom Sidorkin, 28, from the Urals city of Izhevsk, was undergoing surgery.

Sidorkin had complained of extreme pain in his chest and had been coughing up blood, doctors suspected cancer.
http://en.rian.ru/russia/20090413/121078146.html

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Re: Atree grows in...
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 05:52:17 PM »
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"I blinked three times and thought I was seeing things," Izhevsk surgeon Vladimir Kamashev told the paper.

Medical staff believe Sidorkin had somehow inhaled a seed, which later sprouted inside his lung...


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Re: Atree grows in...
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 07:36:55 PM »
So every time he opened his mouth the tree photosynthesised?
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Re: Atree grows in...
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 07:38:59 PM »
AWESOME

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Re: Atree grows in...
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 08:32:41 PM »
Damn.

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Re: Atree grows in...
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 10:53:43 PM »
 that totally raises the bar for  guerrilla gardening
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 02:25:13 AM »
They're crazy in Russia.  :zoinks: