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Craigs list stuff
« on: April 01, 2009, 04:06:38 PM »
From today :zombiefuck:
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2 children's coffin's nvr used - $500 (new haven )
Reply to: sale-bvbff-1097862672@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-01, 5:20PM EDT


i have 2 children size coffin's for sale in good shape for the most part there is wine stains and some slight restoration work but over all still in good shape. both are antique's from the beginning of the 20th century and are cloth covered with a paisley pattern , one is full lid and contain's 2doz. rose's and the other is a show room model for viewing's and lift's from the waist area to the head and has the original pillow.
if interested please e-mail me back or call at 203-887-9942
remember these are antique's and could go for much more $500 is a deal and a half for the both of them!

    * Location: new haven
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 11:37:31 PM »
Wine stains my ass.
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 12:13:42 AM »
Quote from: Wendy Watson on April 01, 2009, 11:37:31 PM
Wine stains my ass.

Have you considered anal bleeching? Or even abstaining from drinking wine all together.

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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 12:37:55 AM »
Why emphasize they were never used? It's not like they'd sell coffins they've exhumed and dumped the bodies out of, and then restore them for reuse... or would they?
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 04:55:17 AM »
Quote from: Hypnotoad on April 02, 2009, 12:37:55 AM
Why emphasize they were never used? It's not like they'd sell coffins they've exhumed and dumped the bodies out of, and then restore them for reuse... or would they?

It's New haven home of Yale you never know :laugh:
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 08:50:15 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 02, 2009, 12:13:42 AM
Quote from: Wendy Watson on April 01, 2009, 11:37:31 PM
Wine stains my ass.

Have you considered anal bleeching? Or even abstaining from drinking wine all together.

 :laugh:

I like the color effect, so I'll keep it the way it is.
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 04:09:27 PM »
Her's an employment add
http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/lab/1113411715.html
Too long to post it's for an "Executive Housekeeper - High End " I could not believe how snotty they sound. 
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 04:32:13 PM »
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Must have experience working in a "luxury home."

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No children in residence. No cooking.

2 times per year, for durations of approximately 10 days at a time, travel to Aspen with the Family. While in Aspen, it is expected that the hours will be much longer than those in Greenwich, and there will be few days off (Employer rewards the work with a generous bonus, and additional days off upon return). The duties will include driving, and all types of indoor housework.


Funny thing is, I probably could have done this when I was younger, I've worked for ultra-picky rich people before, and used to have a great deal of patience.

"Used" to that is. Now I tell everyone to go fuck themselves and will draw them a flow chart if needed on the proper way to do it. Must be the hormones.

I should apply. >:D


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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 04:46:23 PM »
The town it is in is full of people like this.  I work down there sometimes and used to a lot  even on some famous peoples homes most of them are a real pain in the ass but when you work on there houses you charge a premium
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2009, 05:09:36 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on April 08, 2009, 04:32:13 PM
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Must have experience working in a "luxury home."

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No children in residence. No cooking.

2 times per year, for durations of approximately 10 days at a time, travel to Aspen with the Family. While in Aspen, it is expected that the hours will be much longer than those in Greenwich, and there will be few days off (Employer rewards the work with a generous bonus, and additional days off upon return). The duties will include driving, and all types of indoor housework.


Funny thing is, I probably could have done this when I was younger, I've worked for ultra-picky rich people before, and used to have a great deal of patience.

"Used" to that is. Now I tell everyone to go fuck themselves and will draw them a flow chart if needed on the proper way to do it. Must be the hormones.

I should apply. >:D





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I might need you to make me some flow charts.
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2009, 12:40:31 PM »
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2009, 08:04:46 PM »
Damn!  Lazy ass fuckers.  No shame at all, having someone else check their beds for fuck-stains.  (That's what I assume is implied here.)

The only excuse I can think of is if somebody is rich and elderly/disabled, but an able-bodied person, rich or poor, should be able and willing to get up off their lazy ass and do their own basic household chores.

I wonder how creepy this employer is if you were to meet them in person.

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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2009, 08:13:20 PM »
There where three attacks on people related to Craigs list in the NYC metro are in the last week including one murder of a radio news guy
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2009, 05:30:24 PM »
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Re: Craigs list stuff
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2009, 05:24:52 AM »
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The CT Dept. of Corrections has immediate openings for F/T Inmates at several convenient locations throughout the state. Room & board
plus 3 square meals will be provided.

Requirements:
- Must be comfortable with being away from loved ones for extended periods of time.
- Must enjoy being told what to do and when to do it.
- Must be comfortable in confined spaces.
- Must have an appreciation for the color "khaki".
- Must like to eat dogcrap for breakfast, lunch and dinner.


It's seems ridiculous, doesn't it? You would have to be psychologically disturbed to apply for a job like this. Yet, of the 650,000
people who are released from prison each year, nearly 70% will eventually end up back behind bars. If you're an ex-offender, it's time
to take action. Don't be a statistic!
http://newhaven.craigslist.org/lab/1124711457.html

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