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ShamWow
« on: March 30, 2009, 05:59:58 PM »


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Battered By The ShamWow Guy
Prostitute's mug shot show injuries inflicted by TV pitchman

MARCH 30--In last month's violent confrontation between the ShamWow Guy and a South Beach prostitute, there is no doubt which combatant took the worst of the battle. As seen in the below mug shot and the profile here, Sasha Harris, 26, was left with a pair of black eyes and other injuries after tangling with Vince Shlomi, 44, in a room at the swanky Setai hotel. As TSG previously reported, Shlomi told cops that he met Harris in a Miami Beach nightclub and later paid her about $1000 for "straight sex." But when the TV pitchman tried to kiss Harris, she allegedly bit his tongue and would not let go. Shlomi told cops that he punched Harris several times until she released his bleeding tongue. Shlomi and Harris were both treated at the Mount Sinai Medical Center before being booked for felony aggravated battery (hence the matching hospital smocks). Prosecutors this month declined to pursue formal charges against either brawler.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html

I knew this guy would snap one day :laugh:
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Re: ShamWow
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2009, 06:35:02 PM »
Maybe he used a Sham Wow to clean up afterwards...  ;D

I don't expect much from a former Scientologist and writer/director of shitty movies, ie: The Underground Comedy Movie (1999).
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Re: ShamWow
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 06:37:26 PM »
Quote from: pseudo on March 30, 2009, 06:35:02 PM
Maybe he used a Sham Wow to clean up afterwards...  ;D

I don't expect much from a former Scientologist and writer/director of shitty movies, ie: The Underground Comedy Movie (1999).


Look how well it gets the blood out of the carpet :laugh:
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Re: ShamWow
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 09:45:32 PM »
The hooker was pretty before she bit the ShamWow guy's tongue.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham2.html
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Re: ShamWow
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 07:53:51 AM »
You'll be sayin OW every time. :zoinks:
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Re: ShamWow
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 08:44:30 AM »
ShamWow! :laugh:
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Re: ShamWow
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 06:01:53 PM »
ShamWow... good for wiping up blood and spilled cum.  BUT WAIT!  THERE'S MORE!  Call now and we'll send you a free rock with your ShamWow.  That way you can take your blood- and cum-soaked ShamWow to an anti-Scientology protest.  Tie the ShamWow around the rock, sling it around until you get it going real fast, and then let it fly... right through a window of the Fort Harrison Hotel.  Fun and hilarity are sure to follow.  It'll put a permanent grin on your Guy Fawkes mask, which we'll also throw in for free if you call within the next ten minutes.  ALL THIS FOR ONLY $19.95!!!  Call now!
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