Let's make a surreal story.

[punkdrew]

Ecstacy! cried the Hierophant, as he mounted the Graf Zeppelin and headed for Java, where members of the British Thermal Unit awaited rescue from the Blue Greenies.

[skyblue1]

then the choir sang and the pastor prayed , while the altar boys performed fellatio on the iconic statue of.......

[enronh]

...until the whole scene violently twisted and whirled like a inverted helter skelter and was sucked into the gutter like colourful bed-covers and all was that left was a nonchalant frog playing Rachmaninovs 3rd piano concerto on a little clavichord inscribed with the words: "don't forget the last hovercraft is at eight, because the last time you where so blotto on drambuie and missed it"

[SleepyDragon]

The tiny pieces of Iconic Statue were washed down a storm drain and out to sea, where they reassembled into Something Else Iconic which sparked incoherent fits of nostalgia in onlookers. The statue later washed up on a Hawaiian island and made a cameo appearance on an episode of Lost. The frog, meanwhile, soon tired of Rachmaninoff and accepted the position of rhythm guitarist/backing vocal in an AC/DC tribute band. The frog was last seen performing covers of "Highway to Hell" in the pubs and clubs of central New South Wales and getting comprehensively smashed on the local boutique beers, no one in the vicinity having heard of Drambuie.

[punkdrew]

And they were
very very
very very
very very
very very
very happy to
be home.