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Traffic Police
« on: March 23, 2009, 06:51:07 PM »
They have been extremely active around my town lately.  They seem to be giving out record numbers of tickets the last few weeks.  Think it has anything to do with all the budget shortfalls?  I'm sick of it they are everywhere and even try to provoke you by flying up behind you then tailgating to see how you react. It works on a lot of people but I can't be bothered.
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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 06:52:57 PM »
Isn't that a signal that one is supposed to pull over?

(I wouldn't know, I've never actually been pulled over.)
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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 06:54:59 PM »
They have been extremely active around my town lately.  They seem to be giving out record numbers of tickets the last few weeks.  Think it has anything to do with all the budget shortfalls?  I'm sick of it they are everywhere and even try to provoke you by flying up behind you then tailgating to see how you react. It works on a lot of people but I can't be bothered.

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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 06:56:02 PM »
You should read some of the stories in the UK. They even gave a ticket to an Ambulance which had stopped to resuscitate a dying patient.

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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 07:16:45 PM »
You should read some of the stories in the UK. They even gave a ticket to an Ambulance which had stopped to resuscitate a dying patient.

Speaking of which, they've recently issued a parking ticket to a mother who had to urgently pull over to resuscitate her son:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/5028721/Mother-given-parking-ticket-for-reviving-her-severely-disabled-son.html
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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 05:02:43 AM »
Isn't that a signal that one is supposed to pull over?

(I wouldn't know, I've never actually been pulled over.)

They do it with no light or siren then linger behind you following you for  awhile.  If they want you to pull over you know it they do it to gauge your reaction
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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 05:44:59 AM »
Isn't that a signal that one is supposed to pull over?

(I wouldn't know, I've never actually been pulled over.)

They do it with no light or siren then linger behind you following you for  awhile.  If they want you to pull over you know it they do it to gauge your reaction

In Sweden there is a solution. If anyone is too close behind your car, you simply step on the breaks, because accordnig to Swedish law the one who hits someone from behind with a car is by default guilty.  :eyebrows:

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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 05:45:58 AM »
Isn't that a signal that one is supposed to pull over?

(I wouldn't know, I've never actually been pulled over.)

They do it with no light or siren then linger behind you following you for  awhile.  If they want you to pull over you know it they do it to gauge your reaction

In Sweden there is a solution. If anyone is too close behind your car, you simply step on the breaks, because accordnig to Swedish law the one who hits someone from behind with a car is by default guilty.  :eyebrows:

Same law applies in Australia too.  :zoinks:
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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 05:52:41 AM »
Isn't that a signal that one is supposed to pull over?

(I wouldn't know, I've never actually been pulled over.)

They do it with no light or siren then linger behind you following you for  awhile.  If they want you to pull over you know it they do it to gauge your reaction

In Sweden there is a solution. If anyone is too close behind your car, you simply step on the breaks, because accordnig to Swedish law the one who hits someone from behind with a car is by default guilty.  :eyebrows:

Same law applies in Australia too.  :zoinks:

Here too and I've  done it to them :laugh:  The other thing I do is run the windshield wiper on so they squirt the fluid till I can see them getting it all over their car
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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 08:06:24 AM »
They have been extremely active around my town lately.  They seem to be giving out record numbers of tickets the last few weeks.  Think it has anything to do with all the budget shortfalls?  I'm sick of it they are everywhere and even try to provoke you by flying up behind you then tailgating to see how you react. It works on a lot of people but I can't be bothered.
I heard around here that because of the decifit, they were talking about having the cops have to write a certain number of tickets PER DAY instead of per month, which is how it's been done for ages, and which is why I pay a lot more attention to my speedometer during the last and first week of every month (when cops are scramlbing to meet their quotas).  It might just be because it's the last week of the month, though (I don't know if the policy was actually enacted).

That policy suggestion made my head hurt, by the way, because another policy we have here is that every ticket gives you a point or "points" on your license (depending on the severity of the offense), and if you get enough, your license is revoked.  I somehow don't think it would be good for the economy in the long run to prevent a bunch of potential workers from being able to drive to their jobs.   ::)
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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 08:34:12 AM »
I somehow don't think it would be good for the economy in the long run to prevent a bunch of potential workers from being able to drive to their jobs.   ::)

But when were the authorities ever logical in their "reasoning"?

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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 08:35:43 AM »
Saw three more ticket pusher on my way to the doctor this morning
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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2009, 08:55:27 AM »
A bunch of them hang out on the interstate here in a place where the speed limit decreases.  Some mornings, I see maybe five to seven of them handing out tickets along this short stretch of the interstate and one with a speed gun up on the bridge over the interstate telling them who's speeding so they know who to pull over.

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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2009, 02:31:33 PM »
I bet they're doing this to get people to follow the rules of driving. Who wants to pay a fine? It wouldn't matter to a rich person because it be little money to them while to us it's big and then they won't have any fun stuff to do then or would have to borrow money from people to pay their bills or get money for their gas and food.


Fines are cheap in Montana because it's low income there but here in Oregon, the fines are high. Watch out people. $500 dollar fine for parking in a handicapped spot but its $100 in Montana. I even got a $75 dollar speeding ticket on Presidents Day in 2006 when I lived there but here it would have been higher than that.

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Re: Traffic Police
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2009, 03:31:04 PM »
A town not too far from me is known for it's changing traffic-situations. Either working on the road and detours, or, and that happens a lot more, changings in speedlimits.
No matter how familiar you are with the place, some streets you will have to keep checking the roadsigns for speed. Because it can change overnight.
So many people I know got speeding tickets there again and again. It's just this town that seems to do it.

Of course everyone speculates that this is the way this town funds itself.
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