I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?
I did,
You were fabulous too. 
But your line was busy all the time. 
So, I called the next number I knew by heart.
And..........
OK, I know you don't get free texting, but sending me one would still have been cheaper than calling that escourt service again.
OK, I admit, I'm vain. I should get those glasses, so that I can handle the little letters of texting.
And the escortservice, yes they hired me!!!
I answer the phone there now.
I was amazed you did not recognise my voice.
I even answered with my own name.
Interesting wishlist you had though.