OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

What has a foot on the left, a foot on the right, and a foot in between?

Ron Jeremy?? 

He's too ugly to be an answer to anything.

And yet that ugly toad gets laid more than most men put together. 

['andersom']

What has a foot on the left, a foot on the right, and a foot in between?

Ron Jeremy?? 

He's too ugly to be an answer to anything.

And yet that ugly toad gets laid more than most men put together. 

And most got paid for it.

In a freak show, size does matter.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Does it make you dizzy to hang upside down all the time??

['andersom']

It's a matter of perspective.

Am I upside down, or am I peeking in through a roof window?

[renaeden]

Hey hyke, I am wondering if you could tell me something about these socks. I got them long ago when my then-boyfriend's mum came back from visiting family in The Netherlands. She initially gave the socks to him but he said to me later, "I'm not wearing socks with hearts on them!" and so gave them to me. They wouldn't have fit him anyway as he had pretty big feet.

['andersom']

Those are Frisian socks. The hearts are no hearts but leaves from the Nuphar lutea. It is a part of the Frisian flag on the socks.

Fries is a language different from Dutch. Friesland is one of the northern provinces of the Netherlands. They take pride in their language, their lakes and the "Elfstedentocht". Every winter people hope there will be an Elfstedentocht again. But most of the time, if people want to do a long distance skating tour on natural ice, they have to do the alternative route in Finland.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

There's a meme on FB that says "bae" means poop in Danish. Do you know anything about this?

[renaeden]

Thank you hyke. My ex-boyfriend said the letters on the socks meant "fatherland" since "HEIT" meant father.

['andersom']

He was right. "Us" is "our", "heit" is "dad",  "lân" is "land/country".

I'm not Frisian. Can understand quite a bit of the language though.  Can't speak it. I do like their symbol/statue. It's called "us mem". 

['andersom']

There's a meme on FB that says "bae" means poop in Danish. Do you know anything about this?

Zegh would have been able to tell you more about that. Danish and Norwegian are pretty close. Swedish does have a lot in common with Danish too. So Odeon will be a more reliable source for an answer.

Can tell you that "bah" in Dutch is used in a way that "yuck" is used in English. Also that in toddler and kindergarten language some people use "grote bah" and '"kleine bah" to talk about poo and pee. Some wil even ask a kid if it needs to do a "bah" or "bah bah".

So, who knows, could be somewhat similar in Danish.

[Genesis]

What is the Dutch response to Donald Trump's nude statue?

["couldbecousin"]

What is the Dutch response to Donald Trump's nude statue?

  I'm gonna guess "Bah." 

['andersom']

What is the Dutch response to Donald Trump's nude statue?

 

That statue from months ago? Some giggles, and that was it. Nudity is not that big an issue. So Trump naked or not does not make that much a difference.

[Genesis]

Why is it that Dutch movies are not afraid of showing male frontal nudity?

['andersom']

Why should we be afraid of male nudity, or female nudity? Nothing to be afraid of, nor be ashamed of.

Scandinavian and German people are even less troubled by nudity.

What do Americans find so terrifying, when seeing a penis on a screen?