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Best shock sites?
« on: March 18, 2009, 11:08:57 PM »
This one by far. It's brilliant.

http://k-k-k.com/enter.html

It's an an animated gif of a black guy giving another black guy head.
best shock site ever.
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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2009, 01:29:36 AM »
Actually this is the best one: http://www.autism.on.nimp.org/  :zoinks:

This will rape your eyes and ears. Click at your own peril.
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2009, 10:01:43 AM »
Quote from: Nexus on March 19, 2009, 01:29:36 AM
Actually this is the best one: http://www.autism.on.nimp.org/  :zoinks:

This will rape your eyes and ears. Click at your own peril.

 :minusevil: That was fucking retarded.
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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2009, 10:34:01 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on March 19, 2009, 10:01:43 AM
Quote from: Nexus on March 19, 2009, 01:29:36 AM
Actually this is the best one: http://www.autism.on.nimp.org/  :zoinks:

This will rape your eyes and ears. Click at your own peril.

 :minusevil: That was fucking retarded.

What was on that site? I don't really go much for what people think of as "shock sites."  They are usually just a bunch of stuff I've already seen anyway.
Your reaction is intriguing though.


Tell me what it is that you call "fucking retarded."
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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2009, 10:34:19 AM »
Try the bme pain olympics.

Or 1 guy 1 jar.
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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2009, 02:38:41 PM »
Quote from: Nexus on March 19, 2009, 01:29:36 AM
Actually this is the best one: http://www.autism.on.nimp.org/  :zoinks:

This will rape your eyes and ears. Click at your own peril.

It is fucking retarded but funny as hell. I used control alt delete to get rid of the anti-closing wobbling window.
I'd send this to a noob who doesn't know shit about computers.
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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2009, 08:02:01 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on March 19, 2009, 10:01:43 AM
Quote from: Nexus on March 19, 2009, 01:29:36 AM
Actually this is the best one: http://www.autism.on.nimp.org/  :zoinks:

This will rape your eyes and ears. Click at your own peril.

 :minusevil: That was fucking retarded.

My work in this thread is done. :eyelash:

Technically you can type <anything>.on.nimp.org and prank n00bs on any forum like so:

"Hai guys, check out this cool Legend of Zelda website: http://www.zeldafandom.com, it's got all sorts of fanfics, pics, cheats, etc"

Combine this with using tinyurl to hide the actual link for maximum deception.

For a comprehensive list of shock sites, go here: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shock_site (Very NSFW obviously)

If you're not interested, just go to http://www.wikipedia.org for normal reading.

« Last Edit: March 19, 2009, 08:18:48 PM by Nexus »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2009, 08:21:59 PM »
The Daily Rotten will give you an occasional shock.  www.dailyrotten.com

What's really shocking about it is that it's real.  Its forum members submit links to real news articles that are sometimes funny, sometimes very disturbing.
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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2009, 12:04:31 PM »
I learned a long time ago to never to click on those links any more. One of Nexus' links is a Last Measure site, those things are fucking annoying. A friend got caught on one of them on a public computer a few years ago. Hilarious stuff.
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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2009, 01:00:08 PM »
Not kidding. Bme pain olympics. Dudes chopping off their cock-n-balls.
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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 04:04:14 PM »
Would you mind NOT posting links that are potentially harmful to the membership? The nimp one will activate email clients and use them to send stuff, and will quite possibly infect your computer with several viruses.

Please remove the links or I will.  :police:
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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 05:23:40 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 11, 2009, 04:04:14 PM
Would you mind NOT posting links that are potentially harmful to the membership? The nimp one will activate email clients and use them to send stuff, and will quite possibly infect your computer with several viruses.

Please remove the links or I will.  :police:
wah wah wah let people click on random links. who cares if they get a virus or malware, i sure don't care. it's there own fault and will teach them not to click on random links. plus it keeps this site more intense :asthing:

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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2009, 05:30:41 PM »
Quote from: amerikasend on April 11, 2009, 05:23:40 PM
Quote from: odeon on April 11, 2009, 04:04:14 PM
Would you mind NOT posting links that are potentially harmful to the membership? The nimp one will activate email clients and use them to send stuff, and will quite possibly infect your computer with several viruses.

Please remove the links or I will.  :police:
wah wah wah let people click on random links. who cares if they get a virus or malware, i sure don't care. it's there own fault and will teach them not to click on random links. plus it keeps this site more intense :asthing:

Why don't you go back into hiding under that bridge?
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Re: Best shock sites?
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 06:12:28 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 11, 2009, 05:30:41 PM
Quote from: amerikasend on April 11, 2009, 05:23:40 PM
Quote from: odeon on April 11, 2009, 04:04:14 PM
Would you mind NOT posting links that are potentially harmful to the membership? The nimp one will activate email clients and use them to send stuff, and will quite possibly infect your computer with several viruses.

Please remove the links or I will.  :police:
wah wah wah let people click on random links. who cares if they get a virus or malware, i sure don't care. it's there own fault and will teach them not to click on random links. plus it keeps this site more intense :asthing:

Why don't you go back into hiding under that bridge?

:congrats:
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