Another good one from the Daily Rotten...
http://forums.dailyrotten.com/352/00031259/It's like the old Boonga-Boonga joke come to life. That's the joke where a plane crashes in a jungle and the natives approach and ask each survivor to choose boonga-boonga or death. The first one chooses boonga-boonga, upon which the natives grab him, bend him over, and fuck the shit out of him. A few minutes later, he lays moaning on the ground and the natives turn to the next survivor. "Boonga-boonga or death?" The second survivor chooses boonga-boonga. The natives grab him, fuck the shit out of him, and leave him moaning on the ground. Then they ask a third survivor, "Boonga-boonga or death." He replies, "No way! You're not fucking me up the ass. I choose death." The natives reply, "Right, death by boonga-boonga."
And now a variation for this particular situation.
Three guys have been found guilty of rape, and the trial has entered the sentencing phase. The judge asks the first one, "Bubba-Bubba or death?" He chooses Bubba-Bubba, after which the judge signals the bailiff to open the door. In walk some guards escorting a very large middle-aged black guy in a blue prison uniform with the name "Bubba" stenciled on the shirt next to the identification number, 250 lbs., most of it muscle. The guards release Bubba from his shackles, after which he immediately grabs the first defendent, rips open his pants, and ass-rapes the living shit out of him until blood, shit, and cum run down his legs and form a puddle on the floor. The judge asks the second defendent, "Bubba-Bubba or death?" He chooses Bubba-Bubba. Within seconds, Bubba grabs him, rips open his pants, and reduces him to a pathetic moaning creature in a puddle of blood, shit, and cum. The judge asks the third defendent, "Bubba-Bubba or death?" He replies, "No, please! Don't let that big guy fuck me in the ass. I choose death, please, make it death." The judge replies, "Very well then. Death by Bubba-Bubba."