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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #75 on: June 04, 2009, 04:33:19 AM »
The Lord sayeth to thee: I will be even happier if thou go to to Washington, D.C. and kill as many congressmen as possible, my son.  :P
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« Reply #76 on: June 05, 2009, 11:47:42 AM »


Too bad I'm broke.  Too bad you can only buy it through Paypal.
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #77 on: June 05, 2009, 01:11:29 PM »
I'd like a woman who knows when to STFU  :bounce:
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #78 on: June 05, 2009, 02:06:12 PM »
You should probably consider yourself lucky if you get one who allows you to pay her for your two seconds or orgasmic bliss.
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #79 on: June 05, 2009, 02:09:20 PM »
I can go for longer than 2 seconds  :goat:
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #80 on: June 05, 2009, 08:35:34 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 05, 2009, 02:09:20 PM
I can go for longer than 2 seconds  :goat:

5 seconds?  :hahaha:
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #81 on: June 05, 2009, 08:52:08 PM »
 
Quote from: TheoK on June 04, 2009, 04:33:19 AM
The Lord sayeth to thee: I will be even happier if thou go to to Washington, D.C. and kill as many congressmen as possible, my son.  :P
:plus: Render unto Caeser that which is Caesers.
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« Reply #82 on: June 11, 2009, 12:07:34 PM »
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #83 on: June 11, 2009, 12:24:38 PM »
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #84 on: June 11, 2009, 01:06:41 PM »
Legalize Gay?

Is Gay some new drug I haven't tried?
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« Reply #85 on: June 11, 2009, 01:14:32 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 11, 2009, 01:06:41 PM
Legalize Gay?

Is Gay some new drug I haven't tried?

It's a euphoria-inducing hallucinative  :zoinks:
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #86 on: June 11, 2009, 01:16:11 PM »
Do you take it orally or anally?
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« Reply #87 on: June 11, 2009, 01:17:32 PM »
She does both.  :zoinks: :ATM:
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #88 on: June 11, 2009, 01:20:06 PM »
I would post 2 naked pictures of women I am getting married to.  One of them doesn't have one yet.
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #89 on: June 11, 2009, 01:22:03 PM »
^You wish Lit.  I bet you have sado-masochistic fantasies of Jewish women in Nazi uniform whipping your arse to the rhythm of the German national anthem.

Quote from: Heinrich on June 11, 2009, 01:16:11 PM
Do you take it orally or anally?

Nasally.  It's like crack only pink in colour  :orly:
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