Educational

Author Topic: Wishlist!  (Read 9194 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

  • Mad scientist at work
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5224
  • Karma: 528
  • Gender: Male
  • Good news everyone!
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #180 on: August 25, 2009, 10:57:39 PM »
I wish I could leave this planet, and find a mission to fulfill elsewhere.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

Blasted

  • Guest
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #181 on: August 25, 2009, 11:07:01 PM »
You should explore the universe and look for new life on other planets  8)

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108879
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #182 on: August 26, 2009, 01:38:31 PM »
Say, a five-year mission. :zoinks:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

  • Mad scientist at work
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5224
  • Karma: 528
  • Gender: Male
  • Good news everyone!
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #183 on: August 26, 2009, 11:43:51 PM »
Say, a five-year mission. :zoinks:

Why five years? That's hardly long enough. :zoinks:

Once I'm off this rock, I'd wait until humanity wipes itself out and claim Earth as a private resort... Well, what's left of it. ;D
« Last Edit: August 26, 2009, 11:48:05 PM by Singularity »
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108879
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #184 on: August 28, 2009, 01:10:23 PM »
Say, a five-year mission. :zoinks:

Why five years? That's hardly long enough. :zoinks:

Once I'm off this rock, I'd wait until humanity wipes itself out and claim Earth as a private resort... Well, what's left of it. ;D

We'll take the planet with us. :orly:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

  • Mad scientist at work
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5224
  • Karma: 528
  • Gender: Male
  • Good news everyone!
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #185 on: August 28, 2009, 09:40:25 PM »
 :(

Crap, there goes my secret plan...
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

Blasted

  • Guest
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #186 on: September 01, 2009, 07:00:53 PM »
Say, a five-year mission. :zoinks:

Why five years? That's hardly long enough. :zoinks:

Once I'm off this rock, I'd wait until humanity wipes itself out and claim Earth as a private resort... Well, what's left of it. ;D

We'll take the planet with us. :orly:

This planet sucks  :thumbdn:

I want a new hat.

Offline Adam

  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 24530
  • Karma: 1260
  • Gender: Male
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #187 on: September 01, 2009, 07:12:58 PM »
this planet it fabulous dahling

it's the world that's shit. Earth is an awesome beautiful planet
the world sucks though


Blasted

  • Guest
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #188 on: September 01, 2009, 07:17:41 PM »
It's full of earthquakes, tornados, tsunamis, vulcanos and such.  Not to mention crappy people.  And terrorists.

I want to live on the moon  8)

Offline Adam

  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 24530
  • Karma: 1260
  • Gender: Male
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #189 on: September 01, 2009, 07:19:29 PM »
without the people it would be awesome though

there's no oxygeon on the moon, or modern sewage system

and it's made of cheese

Blasted

  • Guest
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #190 on: September 01, 2009, 07:21:46 PM »
That's okay, I like cheese.  I could survive on that and bounce around everywhere.  Breathing or pissing/shitting is not necessary on the moon  :thumbup:

Offline Adam

  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 24530
  • Karma: 1260
  • Gender: Male
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #191 on: September 01, 2009, 07:25:17 PM »
i like cheese sandwiches but i have to have crisps with them

what about drink? is drink not necessary on the moon?

what about moonmen? what if they molest you for their earthling studies?

i hear moonmen are nororiously horny around this time of year

Offline earthboundmisfit

  • Mayhem of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5245
  • Karma: 957
  • Gender: Male
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #192 on: September 01, 2009, 07:29:35 PM »


i hear moonmen are nororiously horny around this time of year


I must be a moonman then.

Blasted

  • Guest
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #193 on: September 01, 2009, 07:32:50 PM »
Drink is essential which is why the Moon has craters.  They are full of whisky.

Moonmen died out a few centuries ago.  Now there are moon nymphs  8)  

Offline RageBeoulve

  • Super sand nigger
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 16783
  • Karma: 927
  • Gender: Male
Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #194 on: September 02, 2009, 07:07:12 AM »
Drink is essential which is why the Moon has craters.  They are full of whisky.

Moonmen died out a few centuries ago.  Now there are moon nymphs  8)  

This place is sounding better all the while. I think i'll go too.  :thumbup:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"