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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #180 on: August 25, 2009, 10:57:39 PM »
I wish I could leave this planet, and find a mission to fulfill elsewhere.
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #181 on: August 25, 2009, 11:07:01 PM »
You should explore the universe and look for new life on other planets  8)
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #182 on: August 26, 2009, 01:38:31 PM »
Say, a five-year mission. :zoinks:
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #183 on: August 26, 2009, 11:43:51 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 26, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
Say, a five-year mission. :zoinks:

Why five years? That's hardly long enough. :zoinks:

Once I'm off this rock, I'd wait until humanity wipes itself out and claim Earth as a private resort... Well, what's left of it. ;D
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #184 on: August 28, 2009, 01:10:23 PM »
Quote from: Singularity on August 26, 2009, 11:43:51 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 26, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
Say, a five-year mission. :zoinks:

Why five years? That's hardly long enough. :zoinks:

Once I'm off this rock, I'd wait until humanity wipes itself out and claim Earth as a private resort... Well, what's left of it. ;D

We'll take the planet with us. :orly:
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #185 on: August 28, 2009, 09:40:25 PM »
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Crap, there goes my secret plan...
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #186 on: September 01, 2009, 07:00:53 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 28, 2009, 01:10:23 PM
Quote from: Singularity on August 26, 2009, 11:43:51 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 26, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
Say, a five-year mission. :zoinks:

Why five years? That's hardly long enough. :zoinks:

Once I'm off this rock, I'd wait until humanity wipes itself out and claim Earth as a private resort... Well, what's left of it. ;D

We'll take the planet with us. :orly:

This planet sucks  :thumbdn:

I want a new hat.
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #187 on: September 01, 2009, 07:12:58 PM »
this planet it fabulous dahling

it's the world that's shit. Earth is an awesome beautiful planet
the world sucks though

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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #188 on: September 01, 2009, 07:17:41 PM »
It's full of earthquakes, tornados, tsunamis, vulcanos and such.  Not to mention crappy people.  And terrorists.

I want to live on the moon  8)
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #189 on: September 01, 2009, 07:19:29 PM »
without the people it would be awesome though

there's no oxygeon on the moon, or modern sewage system

and it's made of cheese
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #190 on: September 01, 2009, 07:21:46 PM »
That's okay, I like cheese.  I could survive on that and bounce around everywhere.  Breathing or pissing/shitting is not necessary on the moon  :thumbup:
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #191 on: September 01, 2009, 07:25:17 PM »
i like cheese sandwiches but i have to have crisps with them

what about drink? is drink not necessary on the moon?

what about moonmen? what if they molest you for their earthling studies?

i hear moonmen are nororiously horny around this time of year
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #192 on: September 01, 2009, 07:29:35 PM »


Quote from: Comrade Sophovic on September 01, 2009, 07:25:17 PM
i hear moonmen are nororiously horny around this time of year


I must be a moonman then.
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #193 on: September 01, 2009, 07:32:50 PM »
Drink is essential which is why the Moon has craters.  They are full of whisky.

Moonmen died out a few centuries ago.  Now there are moon nymphs  8)  
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Re: Wishlist!
« Reply #194 on: September 02, 2009, 07:07:12 AM »
Quote from: Bint on September 01, 2009, 07:32:50 PM
Drink is essential which is why the Moon has craters.  They are full of whisky.

Moonmen died out a few centuries ago.  Now there are moon nymphs  8)  

This place is sounding better all the while. I think i'll go too.  :thumbup:
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