Free flights with my spazz pass.
I get a free train ride a year (all over the state).
I mean what the fuck? Just becaus I'm an aspie spazz, does that mean I'm sposed to like fucking trains or something?
(okay so I like trains, fuck em though, I'm also a social phobe, so it's a sick fucking joke on their part, fuckers)
I get unlimited free bus and train rides all over Ireland. They're talking about giving people on the spazzibility 2-3 free flights a year apparently.
I like bleeding the government dry, their fault for offering it to me. The people who piss me off? They're paying for me through their taxes. Better still, I didn't pretend in order to get it, unlike some AND I can get a job and keep getting my spazz money.