The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!

[odeon]

I knew it. They are out to get me, aren't they?

[Lucifer]

yeah, you might be being shot as we speak!

"a rebellious, radical outlook"?  robert, if you came within about half a mile of some of the hard core politicos i've just spent four days in a field with, they'd eat you alive.  with organic chips.

[duncvis]

Probably. The safest place for you is in the basement, with your tinfoil hat on. For all you know, they could be listening to your thoughts right now.

[odeon]

Probably. The safest place for you is in the basement, with your tinfoil hat on. For all you know, they could be listening to your thoughts right now.

I am in the basement. It's the only safe place in the house, and besides that's where the computer is... 

[Lucifer]

yes, but have you got organic chips?  and, even more importantly, organic tomato sauce?

[odeon]

yes, but have you got organic chips?  and, even more importantly, organic tomato sauce?

Had the chips but they're all gone now.

[Lucifer]

mmm...

chips.  it's bloody AGES since i had chips. 

[odeon]

So what's stopping you?

[Lucifer]

calories, and the fact i'd have to go out and get them.

i shall have them soon, though, on my "i can eat anything i like!" day, one week. 

[McGiver]

baked chips aren't that bad.

[purposefulinsanity]

baked chips aren't that bad.

Maybe not but you can't bake real chips- oven chips taste like, well oven chips.

[McGiver]

i was refering to baked lays.

[Lucifer]

too right, PI.  proper chips have to be swimming in buckets of lard, or they don't count.

and what the fuck are baked lays, mcj?   

[McGiver]

potato chips.
lays is a brand name.

[Lucifer]

ah.  sadly, the same thing applies to crisps (= potato chips to you lot).