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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #60 on: March 10, 2009, 05:02:50 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on March 09, 2009, 10:47:51 PM
Quote from: TheoK on March 09, 2009, 06:29:18 PM
Wench, me sword'll fix ye once and for all! :arrr:
Everyone knows that my penis is really the cure to everything.   Stop trying to sell your snake oil to people. 
Awesome.  Let's grind it up and sell it in pills.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #61 on: March 10, 2009, 03:14:55 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 10, 2009, 05:02:50 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 09, 2009, 10:47:51 PM
Quote from: TheoK on March 09, 2009, 06:29:18 PM
Wench, me sword'll fix ye once and for all! :arrr:
Everyone knows that my penis is really the cure to everything.   Stop trying to sell your snake oil to people. 
Awesome.  Let's grind it up and sell it in pills.
It doesn't work that way, it is magical.   You don't grind up something like that, you worship it.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #62 on: March 10, 2009, 03:51:14 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on March 10, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
You don't grind up something like that...

Elle does.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #63 on: March 10, 2009, 06:11:11 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on March 10, 2009, 03:51:14 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 10, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
You don't grind up something like that...

Elle does.
Makes for great foreplay.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2009, 06:30:04 PM »
fore what?
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #65 on: March 11, 2009, 02:35:16 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 10, 2009, 06:11:11 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on March 10, 2009, 03:51:14 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 10, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
You don't grind up something like that...

Elle does.
Makes for great foreplay.
Maybe the dancing type of grinding does.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #66 on: March 11, 2009, 08:53:51 AM »
All right. Thats it. Pissassfuckshitcuntvaginapeniscockdickpussyboogerspitfartbitchqueefassholegreasepussyfartmotherfuckerassshittingdicknipples.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #67 on: March 11, 2009, 09:07:46 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 11, 2009, 08:53:51 AM
All right. Thats it. Pissassfuckshitcuntvaginapeniscockdickpussyboogerspitfartbitchqueefassholegreasepussyfartmotherfuckerassshittingdicknipples.
Do you feel better now?  :thumbup: Nothing like a Tourettes malfunction to reset your attitude. BTW, you forgot drydocker.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #68 on: March 11, 2009, 10:00:23 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on March 10, 2009, 06:30:04 PM
fore what?
Fore me.  Slows the guy down, he starts caring about my pleasure, and not just trying to get his cock in me ASAP.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #69 on: March 11, 2009, 11:33:37 AM »
I personally don't give a shit. The girl always gets her cookies a couple of times before I even get close.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #70 on: March 11, 2009, 01:51:43 PM »
Frankly, I think foreplay's the best part, in many ways.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #71 on: March 11, 2009, 10:15:37 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 11, 2009, 01:51:43 PM
Frankly, I think foreplay's the best part, in many ways.

 :indeed:  Most of the time penetration is the beginning of the end.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #72 on: March 12, 2009, 12:43:01 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 08, 2009, 02:10:26 PM
BTW, practical advice:  Dunno if you allow yourself to show up as idle on IMs, sign in as invisible, or talk behind away messages, but all three have been useful for me, I think.  Also if you have MSN or other instant messengers as a part of your default startup on your computer you might want to disable that so you're less likely to not notice you're on instant messenger.

Yeah that's an idea. It has a problem though, as you appear offline to people.. and they use a block checker on you, it seems that you're blocking them anyway. ;)
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #73 on: March 12, 2009, 10:32:47 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 11, 2009, 01:51:43 PM
Frankly, I think foreplay's the best part, in many ways.
:agreed:  That can go on a damn long time and still be fun; actual penetrational sex has a decidedly smaller window between "fun" and "hot, sticky, sore and tired."

Quote from: Lord Phlexor on March 11, 2009, 10:15:37 PM
:indeed:  Most of the time penetration is the beginning of the end.
Well, if you do anal, yes.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #74 on: March 12, 2009, 02:39:23 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 11, 2009, 01:51:43 PM
Frankly, I think foreplay's the best part, in many ways.

:cheers:

... make it "MOST"  and I will agree, outright.
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