Should we start a war thread?
How about (remember "Braveheart" - "I'm going to start a fight!" and he lifts his kilt for the opposing army to see) ...
Start a thread:
"I found something stuck to a cats fur and no one else saw it"
First post by the thread opener:
Is that Assburgers?
Second post:
Well, it depends. Did you like it or were you grossed out by it? I ate puke. What have you done?
Third post:
Hey I'm smart so listen to me. How did you feel when you saw it? Were you really the only one to notice it?
Fourth post:
You can't just see something and assume that your life changes. I once saw a robin.
Fifth post:
I saw it too
Sixth post:
When you saw that thing stuck to the cats' furs did you eat it or save it?
Seventh post:
This thread is useless without pictures.
Eight post:
If you refer to the blah, blah what ever the fuck - "just love me, because i am smart and/or beautiful" and refer to the "wish I could get this jacking done and concentrate" referencing the "lost it again, damn it!"
Nineth post:
Who's having tea just now?
Tenth post by the thread starter:
So, I have Assburgers, too. I thought so. I hate my mother.