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Soul for sale
« on: February 20, 2009, 08:30:52 PM »
On the local Craigs list

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Soul (Orange)
Reply to: sale-1043009487@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-20, 1:44PM EST


I am selling 1 soul signed in blood for best offer.

Will also take trades of anything let me know
   
   

http://newhaven.craigslist.org/for/1043009487.html

Thought if anybody wanted to buy a soul it would be someone here :laugh:  Takes trades too  :o
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Re: Soul for sale
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2009, 08:36:31 PM »
 :laugh: :evillaugh:
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Re: Soul for sale
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2009, 08:43:34 PM »
Oooh, it's an orange one, too!
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Re: Soul for sale
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2009, 08:44:19 PM »
better than those shity yellow ones
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Re: Soul for sale
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 09:02:39 PM »
always good to have a spare.
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Re: Soul for sale
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 10:15:07 PM »
Orange? I like orange.  >:D
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Re: Soul for sale
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 09:58:52 PM »
probably some or kid or cultist.
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Re: Soul for sale
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2009, 08:41:13 PM »
Another must be catching on :laugh:

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Two souls for sale.
One 17 year old pure soul.
One highly corrupted 20 year old soul.
Will trade for dana 60 or 44 axles, or any other various truck parts (no foreign vehicles please)
Thank you.
Please email me to arrange a meeting to "seal the deal"
   
   


    * Location: Oxford
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Re: Soul for sale
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2009, 10:05:59 PM »
Wait, if they're selling their soul, doesn't that mean you have to actually kill them via ritual to free their soul, and thus then own it?

If so... It's a good deal, you get their soul, and you have no obligation to pay them back.  :laugh:

If not, I'll pretend it still is and use that as my legal defense.
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Re: Soul for sale
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2009, 12:17:05 PM »
Dumbasses. Everybody knows you can get a lot more for your soul on eBay.
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Re: Soul for sale
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2009, 02:02:01 PM »
:laugh:

I've sold mine several times. Gets easier after the second time. :P
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