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hardest substance on earth
« on: February 19, 2009, 11:16:56 PM »
<door creaks><peeks in><closes door and flees>
feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2009, 11:31:53 PM »
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Why so timid, Diamond?

The hardest substance on earth has nothing to fear from us.

We don't even bite very hard.

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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2009, 11:42:17 PM »
<whispers>you dont bite but the rest might</whispers>
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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2009, 11:50:42 PM »
usually when people bite diamonds they destroy their teeth. :zombiefuck:
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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2009, 11:51:01 PM »
I was expecting a boner joke.

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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 12:01:53 AM »
I was expecting a boner joke.
<whispers>the boner jokes will come when all is said and done</whispers>
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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2009, 12:42:47 AM »
usually when people bite diamonds they destroy their teeth. :zombiefuck:
<whispers>but, still, what if they wear a diamond grill</whispers>
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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2009, 03:54:36 AM »
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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2009, 03:57:51 AM »
They've already named a cigar size after Lonsdale. Or was it after the French actor Lonsdale?

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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2009, 07:19:12 AM »
<door creaks><peeks in><closes door and flees>

Why so timid, Diamond?

The hardest substance on earth has nothing to fear from us.

We don't even bite very hard.

 ;D

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...unless that's how you like it, of course.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2009, 12:39:35 PM »
usually when people bite diamonds they destroy their teeth. :zombiefuck:
<whispers>but, still, what if they wear a diamond grill</whispers>



Yuck, that guy needs to go clean his teeth.

I bite, so to speak, but only if I feel threatened.  My mouth isn't getting near someone's cock, no way, no how, never, sorry.  You won't be able to change my mind.
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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2009, 01:51:54 PM »
diamond grill makes u sexah :-*
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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2009, 01:58:45 PM »
diamond grill makes u sexah :-*

And me without condoms

Anticapation is killing me :wanker: :-*
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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2009, 02:12:11 PM »
Hardest to date, more precisely.  It doesn't mean you can't make a harder one by hand, than a diamond.
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Re: hardest substance on earth
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2009, 02:35:44 PM »
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