When god hands you lemons, kick him in the balls and find a new god.
You might lose when you try, but you FAIL when you don't try.
Got an erection in public? Stand up anyway, fag.
Life can be a real bitch. YOUR BITCH.
Fuck the damn countdown. You respawn whenever the hell you want to.
Aw man someone called the cops on your party? SUCKS TO BE THEM.
Making the wrong descision is better than not making one like a fag.
They can't look down on you, if you never look up to them.
Don't believe in yourself, believe in me who believes in you.