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Offline Silk

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The Fizzy Bubbles
« on: July 31, 2006, 07:01:06 AM »
I still feel a little guilty about hiding a can of coke from my parents in the refridgerator. I put it in a place where my mom wouldn't think to look, and where my dad would never approach even if he were dying. Underneath a bag of vegetables. You see, I felt guilty because my mom bought the cokes, so she should be able to do anything she wants with them. But she wasted the fizzy bubbles. She left a can and a bottle of coke in the freezer, and poured them both out because they became flat. Instead of watching the last one be wasted, I hid it in one of the drawers, and plan on enjoying the fizzy bubbles with some pizza for lunch. Then I'm going after the chinese food from the good chinese restaurant( you have no idea how hard it is to find a good chinese place where I live at) that my dad has left in the refridgerator all by its lonesome. House special fried rice and the fizzy bubbles will not be wasted. This post is probably longer than it should be, but it sounded better than "I'm going to eat and drink my parents' waste." I can't wait. The fizzy bubbles will be mine. All mine. Mine.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: The Fizzy Bubbles
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2006, 07:30:04 AM »
Pol, i hear the sirens of the reality police...   :police:

shush now, before they arrive, eh?

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Re: The Fizzy Bubbles
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2006, 09:16:11 AM »
  They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!


Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!


edit. I forgot to link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6FKdzpgqJs&search=They%27re%20Coming%20to%20Take%20Me%20Away
« Last Edit: July 31, 2006, 09:25:38 AM by SorceressPol »
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: The Fizzy Bubbles
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2006, 01:05:58 PM »
:D

i used to sing that song when i was a kid.  well, the chorus, anyway.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2006, 01:07:42 PM by Lucifer »
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Re: The Fizzy Bubbles
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2006, 07:26:37 AM »
I own that song.  It's on my iPod.
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