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Thank god it's safe
« on: February 10, 2009, 05:51:30 PM »
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. – Colonel Sanders' handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home Tuesday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret.
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 05:54:57 PM »
 ??? I usually fry chicken in a pan.  :devour:
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 11:17:41 PM »
11 secret herbs and spices my arse.
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 11:29:00 PM »
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2009, 02:24:57 AM »
The thing is, it's a misdirection. The 'so-called' secret is in how its cooked. Col. Sanders originally used a modified pressure cooker to deep fry the chicken pieces in. The main 'herbs and spices' are just salt and pepper and corn starch flour.

Plus if you get the public to believe that there is some kind of secret that only a handful of people know, it kind of adds some sort of mystery to the product. It's a sales gimmick.

Plus I think the real secret ingredient is crack-cocaine.
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2009, 02:27:35 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on February 11, 2009, 02:24:57 AM
The thing is, it's a misdirection. The 'so-called' secret is in how its cooked. Col. Sanders originally used a modified pressure cooker to deep fry the chicken pieces in. The main 'herbs and spices' are just salt and pepper and corn starch flour.

SSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhh  don't say that they are listening :hide:
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 06:04:38 AM »
Does that mean that I have to be careful because the Men In White will be after me now?
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 06:36:13 AM »
Or the Men from Gitmo. Only un-American traitors reveal something like that.
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2009, 04:35:40 AM »
I'm an Aussie, so yeah, un-American i guess.
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2009, 04:37:05 AM »
The men from Gitmo will get you.  :P ;)
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2009, 05:03:33 AM »
And the aliens for planet arse-farmer are coming to get you for a bum fuck party. So what of it.
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2009, 05:08:08 AM »
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2009, 05:14:56 AM »
No, true story. The voices in me head told me so.  :wanker:
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2009, 06:29:27 AM »
KFC and Coca-Cola. The secret meal.
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Re: Thank god it's safe
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2009, 08:15:57 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on February 13, 2009, 06:29:27 AM
KFC and Coca-Cola. The secret meal.

Yeah but they make it a bitch cos KFC only sell pepsi  :thumbdn:
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