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Offline SovaNu

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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2009, 07:19:23 PM »
who Harvey? or who?
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2009, 07:22:20 PM »
The sexually aroused male contortionist.
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2009, 07:25:32 PM »
i've seen the act of self sucking. it isn't pretty. the slurping is disturbing. :zombiefuck: :headbang2:
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2009, 09:56:25 PM »
About the hyper mobility. Heres a video of me and my bendable arms.
It's magic. Not hyper mobility. I'm the new Messiah no more Barrack Obama now I will rule the world . I'm gonna start a New World Order with my arm bending powers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne72h2KR_Kk&feature=channel_page
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2009, 09:57:52 PM »
Fuck. That web cam ALWAYS adds ten pounds. Dickers, bangers and commies.
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #35 on: February 26, 2009, 12:00:26 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 22, 2009, 07:17:51 PM
Quote from: SovaNu on February 22, 2009, 07:07:28 PM
i can tuck my legs like that, easy. i can also touch the floor bending down with my legs straight, i used to get my palms to the floor too as a kid. now i'm a bit stiff. :(
That's what he said.
Watching her do that would make me say that.
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #36 on: February 26, 2009, 12:06:57 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 22, 2009, 12:34:34 PM
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No, it's not really cool - more like sort of gross, but the real question is ...

Don't "THINK,"  Alex - answer quickly!

Can you suck your own dick?



No
You've TRIED?

I only saw clerks all the way through once but to the best of my knowlegde we're getting into another quotefest here.
I tried to put my face to my crotch before, but I was wearing jeans and it was to see if I could get to my zipper with my teeth.   I didn't come close really.
You know, trying to unzip your jeans with your MOUTH flies in the face of conventional social etiquette.  If you're ever around someone you're trying to impress, you might want to zip your lip about that particular stunt, fastenating though it be.
You had to italicize the puns this time, as if they were not obvious enough.   You are trying to punish me.   I won't have to keep my lips zipped regarding that, because I didn't actually accomplish the feat.   No reason to open up to people in real life about my attempts at such a trick.  I am grateful that you would care enough about my social etiquette to use it as an excuse to engage in punnery.
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #37 on: February 26, 2009, 05:00:25 AM »
Quote from: Marlys on February 25, 2009, 09:56:25 PM
About the hyper mobility. Heres a video of me and my bendable arms.

You are amazingly bendable.

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