In a bid to save money, the nhs are telling couples seeking IVF to go and fuck themselves
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98% of all the cat fights in high school where always over guys. I never got that in the least. Guy cheats with another girl so you beat the shit out of the other girl.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Girl on girl catfighting.OK you REALLY want to know why? Primal speaking it tantalises our sexual wants and satisfies our aggressive need o see something violent. Now you see why popcorn and bourbon accompany this voyeuristic fantasy?This is how I imagine it.Us boys sitting around chewing popcorn and drinking Me: They both got pretty decent bodies. Which you reckon has the nicest boobs?PPK: Not wrong. I knew as soon as the first bra was ripped off that this was gonna be a fight worth watching and by the time the first knickers came off I was sold.Rage: Yeah ....but fuck this hair pulling bullshit. Neither is doing much damage they should be trying to use their elbows or headbutt. In the meantime I like seeing their tits bounce.Me: Yeah very hypnotic. I would like to say I like the flexibility and athleticism of the competitors, I really just am an old perve and like to see them wriggling and writhing around naked and in all kinds of positions they would not normally find themselves in.PPK: LOL. Agreed. This beats shit out of the television. ...Whoah shit she is using a bra-strap to strangle her? You seeing this...LOL. Holy shit.Rage. Nah. she got out of it pretty quick. Good thinking though. Les I reckon Eclair has nicer boobs? What the fuck have you got on your head Zengh? LOL Who's panties are they?Zengh: This is fucking unreal I am so stoned. Anyone want to share a joint?Scrap: Of all of the days that I happen to have a video recorder and enough charge and memory.Me: Going to have to get a copy of you Scrap.PPK: Make that twoRage: ThreeZengh: FourOf course this is all in my own head and just danced through there but as you can see it did not require much prompting.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
methinks a more sinister reason....keep us women 'divided' because if wewere all 'united' the world would be oursand you men would become mere piecesof meat, house slaves and we would haveyou shackled to your sinks!!!!
Quote from: bodaccea on February 20, 2011, 09:24:34 AMmethinks a more sinister reason....keep us women 'divided' because if wewere all 'united' the world would be oursand you men would become mere piecesof meat, house slaves and we would haveyou shackled to your sinks!!!! You've been speaking to Eris too much
Quote from: Zombie Bitch on February 20, 2011, 09:44:25 AMQuote from: bodaccea on February 20, 2011, 09:24:34 AMmethinks a more sinister reason....keep us women 'divided' because if wewere all 'united' the world would be oursand you men would become mere piecesof meat, house slaves and we would haveyou shackled to your sinks!!!! You've been speaking to Eris too much
If you're looking for slaves, you're out of luck with me. Sex is nice though.