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I can do this job
« on: January 08, 2009, 07:29:48 AM »
https://nintendo.taleo.net/careersection/10000/jobdetail.ftl?lang=en&job=0800000036

Even Pyraxis will think so.

To those with no faith, shove it up your fucking arse.  :zoinks:
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Re: I can do this job
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 07:31:45 AM »
 :laugh:

Going to apply tomorrow?
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Re: I can do this job
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 07:43:36 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on January 08, 2009, 07:31:45 AM
:laugh:

Going to apply tomorrow?

Not everyone has a daddy who's a computer scientist, show off. Mine's an electrician by trade.  :zoinks:
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Re: I can do this job
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 07:47:44 AM »
Aw come on, you were asking for it. Arms wide open and welcoming.

Besides, what's wrong with electricity? It's kind of prerequisite before any computer scientist can do their job.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
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Re: I can do this job
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 10:14:57 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on January 08, 2009, 07:47:44 AM

Besides, what's wrong with electricity? It's kind of prerequisite before any computer scientist can do their job.

My old man never finished school, although it didn't stop him from becoming an electrician.  :zoinks:
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Re: I can do this job
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 10:38:41 AM »
Summary of Requirements

    * Degree in Computer Science, Engineering or equivalent work experience
    * 6 years experience developing console games
    * Strong C++ and math
    * At least 3 full production cycles culminating in shipped titles
    * Experience developing game architecture & tools
    * Strong verbal and written communication skills
    * Able to work independently with a minimum of supervision

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Re: I can do this job
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 11:00:25 AM »
What? I can do it.  :zoinks:
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Re: I can do this job
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 11:15:11 AM »
Quote from: Louis Farrakhan on January 08, 2009, 07:43:36 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on January 08, 2009, 07:31:45 AM
:laugh:

Going to apply tomorrow?

Not everyone has a daddy who's a computer scientist, show off. Mine's an electrician by trade.  :zoinks:
Getting a Software Development degree would be feasible if you put the work in, P.
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Re: I can do this job
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2009, 04:49:19 PM »
Pea you would roast under the Texan sun.

UV rays + ginger pale-face = FAIL.
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Re: I can do this job
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2009, 12:28:05 PM »
Quote from: Louis Farrakhan on January 08, 2009, 11:00:25 AM
What? I can do it.  :zoinks:

You can program in C++? :zoinks:
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Re: I can do this job
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2009, 02:08:45 PM »
Quote from: vodzy on January 11, 2009, 04:49:19 PM
Pea you would roast under the Texan sun.

UV rays + ginger pale-face = FAIL.

EPIC PHAIL.
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