We had an electro-"toy" we had to decide where it went in our storewide displays.
My boss was saying that it is portable, so it goes with "walkman" things.
I said, "... but it has an ipod dock, alarm clock, big speakers, plays CDs, USB and component out, charging for cell phones, AC compatible. We don't know where to put the damn thing. How much more gay can they possibly make a fucking box??"
He spit his cola all over our displays.