I'm really relieved Dubya managed to
those shoes.
PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.
Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
Hell no. Losing it to a fellow virgin is a mistake I refuse to make a third time.

Holy fucking shit, that is hilarious! Will you marry me?
I want a white church wedding, followed by a reception with bondage gear, costumes, and yiffing.
(Actually the awful thing is that probably HAS been said before.)