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Re: Nomination for shittest xmas retreat ever
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2008, 08:12:17 AM »
That's not Lappland. Lappland is a province in northern Sweden and northern Finland and also a county in northern Finland.  ???

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Re: Nomination for shittest xmas retreat ever
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2008, 08:21:49 AM »
Silly spazz. ^

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Re: Nomination for shittest xmas retreat ever
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2008, 08:31:05 AM »
I fooled you.  :smarty:

How pathetic with a Lappland park in England.  :thumbdn:

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Re: Nomination for shittest xmas retreat ever
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2008, 10:16:38 AM »
I feel bad for the animals.  The people should have known better when they saw the place driving up.  It would be fun though to see three of the female elves involved in a connotation
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Re: Nomination for shittest xmas retreat ever
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2008, 10:59:06 PM »
 :lol: Now that is one fucked up Christmas wonderland.

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Re: Nomination for shittest xmas retreat ever
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2008, 09:34:34 PM »
What a rip-off. They couldn't even get a santa with his own beard (then again, perhaps a fake beard is better if any child was likely to tug on it to see if it was real). I would have queried why the tickets were so expensive. Was that $25 each? The Chrissy tree was nice and the tunnel of light ok but those poor animals looked half-starved. They should have let visitors feed the animals (within reason of course). The only thing is at least it wasn't boiling hot like it is in Australia at Christmas. There would have been a riot if people had to queue up for hours in the hot sun.