An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but the way to keep the trolls away is flipping them the bird.
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Quote from: Mike on December 11, 2008, 02:06:20 AMThe soon to implode notable cellist with Lego mince pie & cactus sandwich ears and a mouth the shape of Darwin’s mother’s custom made brass brassiere that constantly blew out triangular uranium tainted bubbles, wore a cling film & mango skin jumpsuit that screeched as he sklid down a launching rocket bound for Jupiter, landing on a plate of jellied politician’s fingers and Brontosaurus’ egg soufflé, all the while he was playing doubles table tennis with the Tsar of Prussia against the ghost of a tutu wearing Yasir Arafat and the decomposing but animated remains of Herman Goering who had a chimpanzee on his head muttering ‘Like A Virgin’ banging on a Rhino hide djembe with one hand and typing a Haiku on a purple Blackberry with the other.TAKE YOUR MEDS!
The soon to implode notable cellist with Lego mince pie & cactus sandwich ears and a mouth the shape of Darwin’s mother’s custom made brass brassiere that constantly blew out triangular uranium tainted bubbles, wore a cling film & mango skin jumpsuit that screeched as he sklid down a launching rocket bound for Jupiter, landing on a plate of jellied politician’s fingers and Brontosaurus’ egg soufflé, all the while he was playing doubles table tennis with the Tsar of Prussia against the ghost of a tutu wearing Yasir Arafat and the decomposing but animated remains of Herman Goering who had a chimpanzee on his head muttering ‘Like A Virgin’ banging on a Rhino hide djembe with one hand and typing a Haiku on a purple Blackberry with the other.
Britney Spears is the greatest Pop Star of this generation and should be revered for her talent.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
I'm really relieved Dubya managed to those shoes.Quote from: Trigger11 on December 16, 2008, 12:54:33 PMPMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.True- because I'm a virgin.
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 17, 2008, 07:18:00 AMI'm really relieved Dubya managed to those shoes.Quote from: Trigger11 on December 16, 2008, 12:54:33 PMPMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.True- because I'm a virgin.Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
