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Offline El

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Simile Game
« on: August 12, 2008, 10:04:42 AM »
Game rules:  Post a funny simile.

Example:  A swiffer vaccuum is like the perfect wife- it sucks and dusts!*

Complicated rules, I know.




*I came up with that one in public.  Perhaps a bit too loudly.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Simile Game
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2008, 05:22:45 PM »
Post funny smile.

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Re: Simile Game
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2008, 05:25:48 PM »
My brain is as massive as the fuel which powers my sail boat.
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Re: Simile Game
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 08:42:49 AM »
A roller coaster is like a hot sexy vampire...

...when it goes down, you scream in terror.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Simile Game
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 09:22:03 AM »
Her vagina was like a bucket.
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Re: Simile Game
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 09:31:40 AM »
Her vagina was like a bucket.

...of sand. Gritty and dry. :emb:
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: Simile Game
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 11:11:13 AM »
His joke was delivered with fumbling panache like an eagre teen encountering a particularly stubborn bra strap.

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Re: Simile Game
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 05:47:42 AM »
As gorgeous as gangrenous, facial boil & genial wart ridden, schizophrenic, Cliff Richard loving, methamphetamine enslaved, bin licking, below par blowjob offering, back door admitting, former televangelist, raging Nazi queen. 

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Re: Simile Game
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2017, 12:38:08 PM »
Are enroh and lestat related?

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